Ben_there_done_that Member

Like, on the lips? Boooooring.

Betty White has, literally, been around since before sliced bread. I really don't want to be known as the guy who killed this national treasure with an hour-long sex session.

What can I get for a mediocre sexual experience, about 5 minutes, without kissing?

Connie-Lingis

Anything but "Aiden" or anything that rhymes with it. Nowadays, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting three or four kids with those names. And I swing a lot of dead cats.

I'm guessing India, but really I just wanted to commend you on your thread title. You almost didn't end your sentence with a preposition :p

I have a theory that this is how the "Dad-bod" became a thing.

I used to do half a serving of NoXplode and liked it OK. Nowadays it's just a cup of coffee on the way to the gym. I definitely don't feel any umph.

Good luck!

Half of a locust. I just couldn't bring myself to finish it. I'm usually a fan of 'street-meat' but China is just weird.

I have not. He looks pretty intimidating. I'd probably end up doing some chest-beating and acting a fool.

@soldiergrl_101 @esjones12 That's some on-point advice. Hopefully, I'm redirecting to the OP. I think she could definitely benefit from using you as a resource.

I wouldn't think the portion size really matters much if you're accurately counting your calories. Without knowing any else about you, like your height/weight, exercise habits, and other meals, I think this looks great.

I would eat an entire bag of 3D doritos right now. Mostly because they're 90% air, but also because they were the best.

GoT is the best!

I tried! She's pretty but so private.

Solid, educated, and motivated gentleman.

I read that this morning, too. I will probably not. lol. I have a hard enough time doing the 5. Good luck if you're going for it.

No routine, but if I really want to pass out quickly, I topically apply some Jergens. :D

I have an ex girlfriend who did the whole open relationship with her husband. Naturally, they're getting a divorce since he fell for one of the other women.

Embarrassing confession: One time my usual park was too crowded, so I googled the next nearest park. I ran for almost an hour and didn't notice it was a dog park until I was leaving. Everyone was looking at me like I was an @$$hole, but I like to think of it as 'the time I was running with the pack.'

She may not have been a serial killer, but there are a lot of red flags there. Even if her car broke down, she doesn't have a cell phone or anyone else to call?

Don't feel bad. I've given rides to strangers twice in my life and each have been creepy as hell. I'm fairly sure the last one had warrants. I'm done, though. The next one will probably be the one to murder me.

I think my best was 81 in 2 minutes, to military standards. Still drives me nuts when I see people who don't lock out or go down far enough that their arms are parallel to the ground.

What a great success story! Keep up the great work and good luck!

Army Strong!

3rd time's the charm. Don't forget that proper diet has more to do with weight loss than just working out. Good luck!

Really pretty eye and cute half of a nose. :p

Um. Ok :| Don't forget to tip your waitress, I guess.

Lol. "If you can't bear them" is much funnier.