Ben_there_done_that Member

That... I don't know what to say to that. Sucks?

A commercial for anti-depressant. Second thought is that she's really cute, though.

I confess that as much as 25% of my motivation for getting a flat stomach and bigger chest and shoulders is so I don't profile when I carry. The other 75% is pure vanity.

Yes :p

They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. I don't know who "they" are, but they must be onto something. Anywhere fun with a lot of energy and people. Unless you're the type who likes to wallow alone in misery.

That's so funny. I don't like that commercial either. I was thinking it'd be more interesting if he was waiting for her and she came into the room with her lover.

Lol. It didn't come up in the latest "clique" meeting?

What the kids call "FoMo" is strong with some females on MFP.

When I was young and dumb I was living in a frat house and had a female friend over for the night during a party. We were [having bible study] when people were pounding on my door because the cops had arrived and they needed a place to hide. I wasn't going to let them hang, so I covered myself with a cowboy hat and let…

Marvel Puzzle Quest is awesome!

Lol, my bad. I edited out the 2nd one and messed us up.

I think memes and gifs have replaced puns as the lowest form of humor. Much easier to post than having an original thought.

He sounds unreasonable and just because you used to be good friends doesn't mean that you still have to be. Looks like you've outgrown him and he's been the same all these years. I say make your peace and let your friendship go.

I'm on page 23. "Hi" :D

The one with Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

You got me on a couple. Well played.

I'm just curious to see if this thread gets shut down just as quickly, and without warning, as its inverse.

I deleted the app a while ago, but I think there was something to do with the "+" button... Sorry, I'm sure more competent help will arrive soon. lol

I kind of feel like I already have, and he makes me feel like less of a man.

The Arch-Duke of Hot Dog must be spinning in his grave right now.

I agree. I treat the love of bacon like most social issues and fads. Even though I like it, I don't proclaim to LOVE it because I don't want to be associated with the zealots.

I like this thread. I can write out my mind dump and get back to work. I bet there are people out there who would be Undead Rights activists in the zombie apocalypse. I wonder what Avril Lavigne is doing right now. I can't help but think that we wouldn't be in this mess if we had just knelt to Gen. Zod.

That's awesome! I think if I met my wife here she'd be pissed! :p Haha, nah, she's seen my account.

A spin on paying it back. You do something nice for someone else instead of the person who did it for you. Decent movie, as well. Good point. I'm probably just an idealist by wishing that doing kind things are purely for the benefit of the recipient.

I think it's equally noticeable when "good deeds" are more of an inconvenience. Like when you hold the door for someone who is way too far away and they have to do a little trot so you're not just standing there. Or when you get caught up in dreadful "pay it forward" shenanigans at the starbucks drive-thru when you've only…

Actually I kind of agree with the other person. I've always thought that in order to be truly altruistic that you should get no joy out of your sacrifice. That includes a pat on the back and even the warm fuzzy feeling.

Would you rather be an endomorph or a xenomorph?

I didn't know meeseeks was so talented. I'll have to give her more credit.

Vhat are you sinking about? (German accent) Nah, OP created this account one week ago and hasn't logged on since. I don't think they've been as diligent with tracking as we assume.