Ben_there_done_that Member

Probably for the same reason I think that I'm smarter than homeless people. Because I automatically assume that they've made bad choices that landed them where they are and because I'm an inconsiderate jerk who doesn't know their story.

That's probably not a good sign.

Haha. Nice. I must not be "bro" enough to be invited to these meetings. I imagine they conduct similar business as the gal meetings, but without the pillow fights and tickle wars.

What!? You mean Emma Stone isn't going to see this and realize that we're kindred spirits? If my idle chit chat isn't going to incite either a free-style rap battle or dance-off between these two, then what's the point? Guess I'll get back to tackling the important stuff like world hunger and clean energy.

Well, that's a bit much.

That's just insane thinking. Emma Stone is way hotter than J Law.

John Cusack, which I take to mean that I have a large nose on a plain face. Hurtful.

That's some serious dedication. I think most gyms have personal trainers on staff. I wouldn't put an ad out on Craigslist or anything. Good luck!

I don't think we called it a date, but I went on a run with a girl after one date. We had good conversations (we weren't sprinting) and I was impressed by her drive. Also her body :p Ended up marrying her.

I have mine showing because I'm a delusional and vain show-off. Also because I'm using it as my "before" pic in the hopes that one day I'll actually see improvement.

Ah, you kids with your MTV. Thanks! I must be getting old.

Lol. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm thoroughly confused by this gif. Maybe a thousand and just one more would be more helpful.

I just like how this thread immediately attracted people who don't use a profile picture and put them on the defensive.

I didn't think it was in particularly poor taste as someone who's actually fought ISIS, but I've never been accused of being rigid. It wouldn't be Friday if I didn't ruffle someone's feathers on MFP.

Oh c'mon now. I actually had you in mind when I wrote the part about having awesome friends in my list that don't use their pics. You know how much I adore you and Sweet D.

Ha, looks like I was just a few seconds late on my edit.

I'm inclined to agree. Even though I have awesome friends on my list who don't use themselves in their profile pics, I at least know what most of them look like. You know who else hides their identities by covering their faces? ISIS. Just sayin... ETA - I've learned that some people take me way too seriously, so just know…

I don't really know what we're talking about either, but I'm thinking of resistance bands on a treadmill creating an awesome human slingshot.

I just read on somebody's profile that they "Love cooking (and eating) dogs and of course my children" Punctuation is so important.

I'm thinking of trying out this newfangled blood type diet. Anyone know how I can get a hold of a few pints of O negative?

Yes! Now we can discuss all my favorite topics. Apple Cider Vinegar, Keto, 1K cal daily goals, etc.

Acknowledged :p

I hear you. MFP is awesome for losing weight. I've lost two pounds in the last month and I've been trying to gain. I'm thinking that I might be doing the opposite of some people on here by underestimating my cals burned and overestimating my intake.

Man, I'm embarrassed by this story. Luckily you're a better person than I am because I would be plotting childish and intricate revenge on Hopper.

LOL! Those are some mighty fine looking sister wives. Good child-bearing hips. So glad I didn't grow up in a cult.

Slender ankles. Pretty old-fashioned, I know, but I'm originally from Utah. We're pretty sheltered there.

I think the qualifier "Real" love is pretty strange. Like the over-romanticized story-book love? I've always figured love was more measured in levels in that you can love someone a little, a lot, and everything between, and it comes in all kinds of different flavors and can change over time. Love is a weird concept.

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I'm listening :)

Aw man. I really miss triangle choking the hell out of someone...