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For some reason stood perfectly still when the boys came around. Weird :)
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Kept on crying about how his ex locked him up for days...
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Her beautiful face
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The girl that was always talking when all I wanted to do was make out.
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Nah, he said he loves me but I think he's lying.
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She deserves an opened mouth one from me ❤️
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Hey cutie pie ❤️
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Arm strength
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Goalie on the soccer team
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Nice kitten
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Well.... :#
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My science lab partner who never could dissect anything. Made me do all the work...
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Handcuff her to the bed
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Practice my mad carny skills
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Get screwed lol
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That girl who let me copy her algebra homework. She got an A and I got a C-. They were the exact same! WTF
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He didn't knowI'm kinda a big deal
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San Diego does not mean "whales vagina" "From Anchorman"
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CFM look on her face
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Kept on make me dress up like an elf
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Wanted me to bang her kitten like a "well you know"
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She was a closet Rick astley fan
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She didn't like piña coladas or dancing in the rain
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She never have me her number
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Was always doing math problems when I wanted sexy time
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Hey cutie
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She was in love the rhythm guitarist. She didn't like roadies :'(
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Her idea of rabbit stew was a hot tub and bunny ears
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That sexy pose
