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Cake
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X Ambassadors
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Santana
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Steve Miller Band
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I will hide the good candy in the flour container so my daughter doesn't eat it on me.
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He refused to wear pants
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He kept losing the handcuff keys
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Those arms
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Stunning
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Pizza!
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Is seeing the good in things a bad thing?
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I have long arms!
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Only if I can be the big spoon.
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong I sure can!!! Bring it on!
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Love, I make my own money
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The guy on the restroom door
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Katherine Moennig
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Beetle Fighting
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Duct Tape artist.
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It's probably best if you just sleep on the floor on a ripped towel.
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Why would anyone want my autograph???
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Cowbell!!!
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Love! Pokémon Go?
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Handsome
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It's not available in Canada yet.
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
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I wanted to be in law enforcement...and I am.
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Knits toaster cozies
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I just ate breakfast dessert...meaning...I finished my breakfast then ate a piece of birthday cake.