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I just put on a long sleeve shirt just thinking about it! Ok not really I don't own a long sleeve shirt!
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Spill me out!
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We can what?
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I don't share!
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No because she said if I sent her a message she would cut me!
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I think the real question is could I lose?
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We have chatted 272,003 times!
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I would say yes but it now drops below 70 in Canada so I'll have to wait till next summer!
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I skip rocks
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No Kiss but I do have the bag or M&M's I would be willing to share!
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Pig Farmer!
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We've sent a few emoji's but never actual words!
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Why are all home-ec teachers divorced?
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What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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I cannot recall at this moment your honor!
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Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it's named after?
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Where do you hide from a blind person with a gun?
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Happy Curling Day! Careful with Shoulder!
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Sure would I bet this dude is funny as hell!
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Are you always this serious?
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She is the girl who cleans the lint out of your toes before a pedicure! #LintExtractor
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Professional duckpin Bowler
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The new Girl with attitude in WWE's NXT!
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I would have to accept I love all chips!
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He is Angel Hernandez!
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Don't Miss Me!
