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The heartache I have today.

You're in jail, it just might HAVE been you!

Don't you just love that line?

I'll work on it. I promise. :(

I was under the impression that's what Tinder is used for. It's meant for finding a relationship? -delete-

I mean that is a nice car. That's probably what it is.

I'm just using this thread as a guide on what not to do on a date. Don't mind me.

It's Friday and it feels GREAT outside. Just makes me wanna

That laxy dog is back at it again. Yeah I'm typing my reply with my eyes closed (Whoa I did it.. I could ace this on the computer but I'm using my phone.)

He seems to care about monkeys. Let's do this.

Ok tuning a sentence with my eyes closed Wok am I doing good!

People who smack their food.. Also, I cringe when people kiss loud. That smack sound just gives me bad goosebumps.

Pucker up!

Lmao. So me.

Let's rep it up.

Tylenol PM Edit. Wait a minute.....

I've seen the word "cheese" so much on this thread, it's making me smile because it's starting to look and sound funny.. I love NACHO CHEESE. Feta is good too, but I'll forever adore Parmesan and mozzarella. I could also eat a whole package of Babybel minis.. No regrets.

You wanted someone to apologize for doing something in their own house that they pay/paid for and they didn't? Those monsters.

I wouldn't stop being friends with them. I'm 100% for marijuana, recreational and medicinal.

The NoSleep Podcast. Yay, creepypasta.

My aunt had a cat named "Balls", because, well. He had big ones. I can't believe I'm sharing this. Also, my former co-workers cat is named Larry. Always struck me as odd.. Cats with those types of names crack me up. My cats name is Meowth. Y'know. From Pokémon.

Just beat it, beat it!

If you have to question his motives, he wants the V.

Fitness makes me feel frisky. ;)

The Grey Burrito.... There's no Blue Waffles in here?

You're welcome for the nightmares.