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I dunno... If he was nice about asking. Maybe offered a smiley face like the one above. I'm not just some cheap MFP friend who will accept a pretty face.
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Love it.
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Tries to act like it doesn't turn her on when @SavannahJJ93 asks Lady to "eat her meat".
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Why aren't I getting cuddles?
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I would weave the hypnotic power of the beard over her. Or awkwardly make conversation has she stares at my facial hair.
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Has me chained outside her house infront of a window because she likes the idea of someone watching her.
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I would never knock over your self confidence. I would help it up and offer my arm though.
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Follows me and offers to "make it rain". I often ask why I would want it to rain in my house.
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Has seen(been apart of) a Donkey show. Has strong thighs. Knows what to do when police tell her to put up her hands because of public disturbances.
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Sit down and have a chat.
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Squeezes peoples bladders to help "clean" the floor.
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ntm, but she sure is perdy.
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I would accept, seems to have his upper body a-game going.
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Of course
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Damn thats a good beard.
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We can Netflix.
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If he is going to start the conversation with trying to bust my balls I would need more context before a FR would be accepted.
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Is that Payton Manning? Then yes.
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Stands next to him to rate the smell.
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I have been repeatedly called out so I deliver today's current beard.
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Would likely watch him get slapped for "goosing" a stranger in public.
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Maybe, but only if she had a matching towel for me.
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Forces me in her jungle gym.
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I would look around and try and figure out why hes running out of the room.
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Would totally Netflix, we can chill if she wants.
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Statements that can be taken out of context for 30 Alex...
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Has had to pay for a general contractor to come in several times because he keeps jumping off the swing and breaks it.
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Calls himself "A Moped" when he puts on a saddle and demands people to ride his back.
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Only if he offered me the gift of knowledge.
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Is there a particular one or just anyone?