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She told me she was making a documentary and needed some clips!

She's a burlesque dancer in my bedroom.. it's annoying to wake up to so early (but I secretly like it)

Has 57 different secret and not so secret identities.. all of which are awesome

Is dressing up as Yvette, the maid, shows off her jiggle. <3

She meant to say, in the car, with the stethoscope and Ms. Scarlet

Keeps asking if I'll help be her personal assistant. Unfortunately free doesn't pay well, keep asking her about being 'easy' instead. Still considering last proposition, will likely takes weeks to negotiate for a mutually satisfactory agreement.

She meant to ask, "Bring me back to the garage, I've heard they've got toys," request was misinterpreted

He's slingirljo's "personal" paparazzi .. so he says She smacks me whenever I try to explain that I have "needs", like hunt, capture and ...... repeat.

She's the one who gives me all these great ideas.... It was beautiful. Hrr hrr.

Promised he would dress up as Robin for Halloween and run around yelling "Holy Cannoli, Batman! These people are insane!!"

Loves ricotta cheese... and chocolate chip cannolis. (Hates that there is only one limit per customer, whines about over charging. Edits for derp, has to be a lie)

She's a noodle fairy, loves her job

With abs and legs of steel? I'm going down, yet happily so!

Place

Rests

He was really talking about himself.. Silencio but Deadlio

If it were a jello match I'm pretty sure we'd be even.

Kissed all the boys and made them cry.

Is jealous of Peachy because I kissed the girl and she liked it

Crushes almonds with her thighs.. and has the most lucrative almond milk brand in town (cause she *owns* it)

Under Dog Salt Dog Salt Lick (Doh, I posted from the wrong page! Fixed) :*

Asked if he could ride on the handlebars next

It wasn't because of the bike and he cried for three days afterwards. He asked that we not talk about *airquotes* the incident

hospital acquired

Borrow his hat, without asking

peg leg

"You can ride on the handlebars on mine," she says, "Really it's not dangerous at all..." before going off-roading

Bow Tie