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I haven't really been excited for my birthdays since I was really young. I always tell everyone though just for that "Well, happy birthday!" I know they don't care but I like for my existence to be acknowledged. One time I tried to invite a lot of people on fb to go to a club and party with me and realized I didn't really…
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my musk
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My *kitten* tastes, like pepsi cola.
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indubitably
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Persistence
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Stressed
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I like flowers
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When they grab my stomach like a third boob.
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Must have at least 3 goats to trade for my hand in marriage
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Being effing bored because I'm boring
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If they own copious amounts of cute animals. Even if they (the person and not the animals) are gross they get points. I may put up with them just for the fluffy animals. Is there a single zookeeper around? I'm not single but I'm asking for a friend.
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fire
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The way I can pick up my man and make him feel like a delicate flower.
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I like it. Just scrape that white goo off your meats, I think you know who you are.
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Eyes, nose, neck, knee, groin. Someone who knows self defense is my only weakness.
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Work A second choice after that would be the "getting ready" part of starting my day. Like I just wanna wake up with my makeup done and my hair perfect and my mouth not stank. Just up and go.
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The pretending you're someone else thing works for me.
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Oil pulling for a cavity toothache. I mean, you should go get it fixed by the dentist but if you're not gonna do that then oil pulling works in the meantime.
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I'm sexy when I wear my hair up because it got too greasy to wear down but even that doesn't stop the baby hair antenna poking out of various spots on my egg shaped head.
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A cut and/or color can change your whole look. Start picking up clothes you wouldn't pick regularly and try them on anyway. I think anything can be your best feature. Start trying out different makeup techniques. One day focus on the eyes, the next a bold lip.
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29/creampuff/NC
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I had bacon for lunch
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I washed yesterday’s makeup off my face. My skin is glad now and soaking up that moisturizer. I usually wash my face before bed but I passed out at 5 pm on accident.
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Megatron. “Meg” for short
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A girl asked me for a dollar for the Tampon machine and not only did I lie about not having a dollar but I even had a Tampon in my purse. I'm going to hell.
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I paid for mine with a iTunes gift card
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I confess, I wish me and my bf would celebrate holidays and birthdays.
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What sort of strip tease thread did I walk in on? Continue.
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I had some for breakfast. I like a little oil in the pan so they get crispy and then light on the syrup. In the past I've enjoyed them with jam.
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Tired and awake