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Lately I've been falling back into eating sweets and hella nuts. In the past it would be a bit of everything. Party hard, get into mischief, eat too much or not enough. Smoke too much fun grass every day of my waking hours. Sleep 14 hours a day. Listen to the saddest, most depressing music.
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I'd go if there was internet and all the stuff to live comfortably. Only real demand would be that they crown me queen/empress/dictator of the entirety of Mars. I'd need a harem too.
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Though I'm not super smart I always identified with Lisa a lot.
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It can never be too big.
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sick
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All the bugs are dead
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I used to want abs but it was interfering with my curves so I stuck myself in limbo.
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Damn millennial and your avocado
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It is I, an elder.
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Well you're working out so just wear short sleeves to show off the guns. Should keep them away through intimidation alone.
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When Team Rocket killed Marowak. They say Cubone wears the skull of it's dead mother.
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One time me and my older brother wanted to go eat but didn't want to pay for our little brother so my older bro told him to just walk home. This restaurant was at the head of our road so it wasn't hardly a walk but as he was walking away I turn and say, "Maybe we should rive him back!" Thinking he might not be safe. My…
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Put an add on craigslist for friends! I did and my email is overflowing with friendly people!
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I was making a pie and the wording was like add two cups of sugar and cinnamon. SO I do.... My pie was brown and I asked my mom why when it's supposed to be white... I was NOT supposed to add two cups of cinnamon. I blame the wording even though the actual list of ingredients stated the correct amount but it was dumb of me…
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One of my favorite memories was being maybe 9-10 and my little brother was 2-ish and he was the cutest little kid with blonde curls. We (me and my siblings) had a camera and asked him to pose and he was putting his head in his hands and doing a good job at being adorable.
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Idk man, I'd have to go pretty far back. I guess I'd tell myself that my mom doesn't know anything about weight loss and starving yourself isn't a diet. I'd actually like to go back right before I got my fattest which is what gave me all my stretch marks and tell myself to just leave that cheating piece of *kitten*, this…
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I'm an awful person because I laughed at my niece's artwork but then told her it was beautiful, while still laughing. The look on her face told me she knew that I didn't mean it.
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My pull out game is strong.
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I'm slytherine because I'm evil.
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"Always goes down", funny that's what my weakness is to the opposite gender which is the topic of this thread!
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You're gonna be so famous! I'm jealous, maybe I should do it too??
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MFP during the weekends, holidays and non work hours.
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butt.....hehehe
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I'm an electric type so ground types would take me out pretty quick.
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Love is a strong word. I come back because I have no social life and sometimes this place makes me laugh.