KyleGrace8 Member

It's not for everyone. It makes me think I'm super cool, sexy and confident. You get a good time out of being drunk. Weed makes food even more amazing so I wouldn't recommend it for a diet but it's great for chronic pain as a painkiller. I think both are overrated but I also see the appeal. The cons outweigh the pros in my…

May you realize the awful person you've been and be overcome with immense guilt.

May your *kitten* get even smaller.

May you get caught hiring the prostitutes I'm sure you hire regularly because I can't imagine anyone liking you enough to let you *kitten*.

Dear anon, you make my skin crawl

trail mix lately

chilly and with an intense need to procrastinate

I'm somewhere in nc

I wouldn't be able to achieve my ideal without plastic surgery and I'd end up looking like a bozo but Salma Hayek is my idea of an ideal body.

Rethinking my choice of employment and eating lunch, much like every other day.

I only know of one Target and it's maybe 2 miles away but I don't go there very much.

Slapping someone in the face brings me joy. Also just any cute picture of any animal for a non-violent joy. Peace: Nyquil and ocean waves.

Also, a different person is either stoned or lives with someone who gets stoned because gurl you smell like that herb.

Someone at my work is staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

I haven't brushed my teeth/hair/showered/applied deodorant all year.

I heard you were a catfish

I for one, want to hold a toast for Texas.

Eating cheese filled jalapenos wrapped in bacon because I wanna bring in the New Year with a squeaky clean system and this is the best detox I could come up with.

Keep doin you boo

Artists who leave me expertly drawn depictions of their member in a love note but makes sure to clarify that it is not to scale

cumin is a spice

My brain, I sit on the most used machine at the gym and just read on my phone.

Hershey kisses

When he was there for me when no one else was. Plus good *kitten* never hurt.

f uuuuuuuuuu

Stress eating

I made rice noodles with broccoli and shrimp with creamy miso.

vajazzle bomb Also,

Procrastinators that wait until the absolute latest to get anything done, half *kitten* everything and stress me the *kitten* out

Used one of the bath bombs Santa gave me and my hair smells like roses now. It's so nice to smell different. I might go out and buy a lot of smelly things in the near future.