Taylor076097 Member

Keep your stroking to the ego buddy lol

What a friend.

There's a line for something? * Wanders around * lol

I think you have higher hopes for my body than I do lmao

I feel guilty eating ice cream.. even tho it fits in my calorie count

That would just be outside. I live on 40 acres. It's also currently very cold outside.and that does not sound like fun

Im so bored

That can be arranged

Cutting my hair.

Add me?

Ink for sure.. even poorly done ones usually have a good story to go with them. I think they are an insight to something the person was going thru or feeling at the time.

My doctor put me on Phentermine, and while it is doing its job.. I have ran out of things to clean.

More than socially appropriate to post in a small reply box. Confidence comes to mind.. not being the stoner chick in the back of the room lol

This is the best thing I've read. .. followed by stripper friends and cocaine

Him: do you like flat noses Me: * acts baffled and has weird look on face* Him: you should, we can get in deeper with our tongues.

Bc I think anyone who hits on me or wants to take me home is only doing it as a joke... And it's hard to want to go home with someone when your mortified to take your clothes off.

Hanging tough - new kids on the block -.-

This post is fantastic bc I've heard so many different things. I've heard that if you don't wake up, pee and then weigh yourself it's not your true weight?? I've had people tell me that if I walk around too much or was cold then came into a warm setting. It can throw my weight off. Any tips including the above are awesome

Speaking of people just walking around the gym... There is a guy who just walks around the equipment.. and multiple people have actually talked about this.. nobody has seen him use equipment or weights.. O.o

Hair.

Broken navicular bone in the arch of my foot..that i waited too long to get fixed.. now it's just semi healed in the wrong position..and still shattered. Surgery and 6 months non weight bearing.. that's not gunna happen

We could never have sharp objects in the house..

Refused to get a balloon job

Her balloons brought all the boys to the yard..

I thought she was always talking about hot aod balloons..

Someone who is confident and just a little bit cocky.

She used air quotes when she said sex.. " every time" :)

She didn't like me baking with other people

He licked the frosting too seductively

She called me cupcake