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I also have viagra prescriptions. Both Walgreens and Walmart keep sending me emails that my prescriptions are awaiting pickup and that all I have to do is pay online.
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Ooops, got a little excited at the thought of Mexican eggnog.
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It's like Mexican Eggnog.
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It could also equal this:
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You took a gem and polished it. Good job Jax.
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Because fat people are generally considered lazy and sloppy. Because I'm lazy and sloppy. Because every weekend I have a list of house projects that I am determined to complete but instead I wind up on the couch watching TV. I've had that list for close to two years.
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Way to go Kelly!
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The men are likely out getting drunk alone at the bar BECAUSE of women.
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The way I was fashioned and molded by how life has dealt its hand to me, it prohibits my mind from comprehending how people can allow themselves to be played like a puppet. I don't understand. PS: Yes I get it that he is an idiot jerk. Or a jerk idiot.
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I don't think you get a safe word in prison.
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It's a 50/50 chance. If you really think about it, either way could result in handcuffs.
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Please pick a random stranger, kiss him or her, then show them this photo.
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Women get free drinks at bars.
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I have a couple of British friends and hearing Ozzy Man narrate this video killed me: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NZRtkZicEBU
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Good stuff...jamming out to it now. Thanks for the reminder on this.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=pYeghF4mA8Q Quaker City Night Hawks - Cold Blues "Ain't nothing but bad news spit on my table. Ain't nothing but cold blues out in my stable, out in my stable"
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It isn't you versus the world bro...it's you versus complacency, laziness, excuses, low self-esteem, and even self hatred. I don't even feel bad for writing all this. Why? Because I've been there. You need to get sick of being fat. You need to learn how to be proud of your appearance and actually confident in who you are…
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I tried doing the Nae Nae and my son told me I failed at life. Currently learning how to Whip on Quan so that I can become a winner at life.
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Those that are too vocal can be too much. Overly positive people prior to my coffee time can be hazardous to their health and bad for my ears. Those that are too "Eeyore'ish" can drain the life out of a person.
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Thinking positive 100% of the time, IMO would eventually lead to disillusion. For the most part I am a positive guy, but that's been forged through trial by fire and has led me to a point that I believe that all will work out eventually.
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I've eaten clean and I've eaten "dirty". I prefer dirty...but in moderation. It's the moderation that gets me. That said, when I'm practicing clean eating, I tend to feel like I'm fueled better and have hit some of my best PRs. At the end of the day, I've lost weight both ways. Since I'm just starting out again, I'll be…
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I posted this in the other wanted ad for friends.... I'm hungry and moody. I'm overweight and sick of it. I'm still sexy though...it's just that my body needs to catch up to my ego.
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Hi...I'm a kayak fisherman. Maybe I can help you. I do quite a bit of fishing. There are leashes that you can buy for the paddle so that while you're casting/retrieving you can put the paddle in the water and next to your yak. There's also velcro straps that can be installed and you can strap the paddle down to side of…
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I'm hungry and moody. I'm overweight and sick of it. I'm still sexy though...it's just that my body needs to catch up to my ego.