determined_ella89 Member

Indecent exposure she thought the cop was a stripper...

She knee'd me after I sneezed :(

Would you believe I don't drink alcohol? Aren't we more likely to be more sensitive after we have a stiff drink?

I head butted him during sex.. Everytime we tried after that, he'd flinch or freak out :cry:

Um.. The type where you shouldn't but you do because you're drunk and because you love everyone! :joy:

Would you believe we have 270 at birth but by adulthood we have 206.... Unless you eat a chicken bone by accident or maybe break and lose a few bones or maybe not born with as many?

Would you believe I wasn't.. but find it kind of funny after re reading it? :joy:

She kept telling people I was a he! I just couldn't keep up with her high standards :joy:

Did that sound rude? :flushed:

Isnt that another word for left over chopped wood? Should I assume you're talking about a bone?

Would you believe I was watching a dog growl at someone and thought, I wonder how they would react if it got close enough to chew them? :joy:

What's a nub? :joy:

When at home he would cook and serve food in the buff.. I couldn't handle three sausages on the plate.. He said one was for desert.. But I said "No, desert and mains have to be on separate plates!"... He said I was fussy.. And that was it... I cried myself to sleep ever since... :joy:

His cap is like a Swiss army knife, but spy gadgets... He's a secret agent!

To be the best version of myself that I can be. If you had the chance.... Which ONE person would you meet (as more than a friend) off mfp and why?

Everyone on my friends list.... Plus more that aren't! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dresses as cat woman at night, crawling the floors asking her partner for kitty food

She thought I was a he :( I was the wrong gender for her :joy:

A man that will show me that love is more than just what you do in a bedroom (or anywhere else in and out of a house :joy: aka lust :/ ) to show me that life is more than just breathing and walking forward on an ever lasting road of potholes.. To make memories that in years to come I'll look back on and treasure dearly. To…

Adopting 40 cats because she liked the feel of fur around her feet, it had a "Royalty feel about it"

She told me she'd give me her last Rolo.... She gave it to the boy next door!

Would you believe you are not meant to be pull away from a dog that's biting you? Wouldn't the first thing you'd want to do is pull away? Would It be wise to let it chew your arm until it's bored? :scream:

Haha isn't he great! :joy: I couldn't stop laughing.. Especially the rupapumpum eye rolling! :joy: baffles me how she kept a straight face haha! :joy:

In September.. My cousins. Wtlt you shaved your legs?

https://youtu.be/PM70rBc7Zek

He does this everytime we go on road trips :joy: https://youtu.be/PM70rBc7Zek

Don't we notice everything that goes on in this room?

Yep

Stole a mannequin from the fitness store and uses it as his dp