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Well YOUUUU can't! Back in your cage! *smacks you with a newspaper, throws you a treat*

At least it tastes like apples though. Grape juice creeps me out. I mean, it's pretty dang good... but it tastes nothing like grapes. To me, it just tastes like purple. And cherry-flavored stuff doesn't taste like cherries either. It just kinda tastes like... red. :/

Haha he knows what's up! Me, you, one of my 4th graders, my cat, and an old Science textbook could take on his boys.... and embarrass them :p

Just pass me the rock. Clearly someone needs to help your punkass crew out. I'll do what I can, but I can't work miracles ;)

Chip is ours. #ROCKCHALK Ju hearrrrrrrd... @jjewell1981 >:)

Ahhhh... Okay well it said you "caught one" and I saw something about catfish... thus my assumption. I was like whaaaaaaa??! *stupid minion voice* Yoga pants are supposed to bring the zen. The harmony. The breathability. I just didn't understand the negativity :p So instead, I'll just blush :#

Are you calling me a catfish? How come? Nothing's fake about me; I'm very much an open book. I just don't like taking selfies. Sheesh. :'(

Something something decisions... Something something citations & words.... Something something critical thinking... Im just spitballing here, but I thinkkkkk this is about whiskey or cat gifs...

Aww, and here I thought you were gonna give me something inspirational in the way of yoga pants! :p (btw that post made me lol)

I still like the message against foolish pride though ;)

I've told my 4th graders about that poem, and the notion of "shooting the albatross"

Hahaha yes girl, me too! I'm that Cheez-It!! :p

:D :D :D

Yeah that's when I started liking em... But in a total OMG I'm gonna tape Ralph Macchio and Corey Haim and Jordan Knight's Teen Beat posters on my wall and figure how, by high school, to get them to go to the prom with me (I know! I'll write them a letter!! And send it to their fan clubs!!! :D ) Kids nowadays aren't nearly…

Be glad he doesn't know! This week, my friend & fellow colleague (4th grade teacher) had to have a meeting with principal & parents because she found a student in her class looking up "big ole booty" and "how to make sex last longer" on his Chromebook. Gol-lyyyyyyy!!

I understand what you're saying Cutaway; I didn't read what you said as rude. People grow and change. It can be unfortunate, especially when reminiscing on fun memories, but it happens.

A million times yasssssss! The struggle is SO real :|

Seriously one of my biggest pet peeves. The wall ones just seem so dang... high :/ (Yes, yes... I'm really thatttt lazy lol). But the car one?!? The car one is the WORST!!! :D

I confess this wall clock won't be right again til fall...

I've always wanted to see Wicked. But the awesome little theatre-in-the-round where I see all my musicals each summer has yet to have it on the playbill. Bummer.

1. For safe keeping. Not many dare enter... for fear of getting lost amidst the happily bound men, ball-gags, whips, and blindfolds... or slipping on the baby oil... 2. Delicious, eh? *takes your hand, pulls* Come with me. No time for #3....

My ma is the most amazing and talented lady in all the land. When we had angora rabbits she would brush them, card the fur, spin it into yarn, then knit us hats and mittens. She now etches on glass, makes raw edge mirrors that would sell for a few hundred, and makes basically anything with precision and artistry. But one…

1. Girl NOOOO! *angriest of all angry faces* Step away from the can... ants are amazing little creatures. And they can lift 5 times their own weight too. MFP would be proud of them. *Ant to any other creature... "Do you even lift bro?"* 2. But he's myyyyy snack! :'( I keep him in the snack drawer, in Jo's basement. 3. Hard…

1. I got my class an antfarm (exciting!!!) and proceeded to do everything wrong, including letting several of the little Western Harvester biters escape... 2. I still wanna eat @slivesey77 like a snack... 3. I always thought it was odd that there was character on Growing Pains named Boner...

So romantic <3 But seriously... you ever shake my etch-a-sketch again, and we're fighting. That took me all day, dammit...

I Google "How to lose 10 lbs in 1 minute"

Oh but I did. I went sooooo plaid. My poor fingers :D

Lol. Also... I typed that at ludicrous speed ;) (And only because no thumbs down option exists. I'm pretty sure I'd have taken a beating otherwise)

Lord.... Helmet? :#

Haha... And I BANGZ! *throws up gang signs like drive by flicking and I have a tiny sandwich* ...Tupac cares if don't nobody else care :|