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Biggie's Hypnotize beat drops... "Dats myyyyy jaaaaaaaam!!" *booty shaking commences* BAP BAP BAP

*warms up your milk* Shhhhh, don't tell anyone. Now go get 'em, Tiger! ;)

An omen if I've ever heard one... I was making brownies. The recipe called for 1/3 cup of oil. I poured it--slowly, methodically--into the measuring cup. But, try as I might, I couldn't shake the feeling it was leaning more toward 1/2 cup. I was eye-level and everything, but liquid can be so tricky like that. Fiddlesticks,…

I was going after work, but in the winter I get the blahs--after all our faculty/grade level/RtI meetings and stuff, it's dark and gloomy and I just want to go home. Soooo, I've just recently started going to the gym before work. I get up at 4, leave the apt @ 4:30, and get a workout in from like 5:00-6:15. Then I shower…

I think it's rather sensible; relating the colorful candies to subsoil, topsoil, bedrock, etc., might help other students supress their urges to taste the rainbow.

But I guess I can share. I damn sure can ;)

Share??? I was gonna mow those jokers. Every last one of em..

Taking a course because... more school. Basketweaving 101. Feeling positive about using fibrous and pliable materials. But most excited for the syllabus.

Wow that looks out of this world!! See what I--- I'll see myself out :|

I'll take yours as well :) Just when I think I've had enough... I always want samoa. (See what I did there? Okay, nvm... off to the unfun thread...)

You *kitten* tease. And me, sitting here all Samoaless...

Shake it off, that's what I did. To calm myself, I'm heading out to attend a seminar on "The Power of Beige"

True... but you have to admit nothing gets the blood pumping like 5 raisins

I hope that toothbrush doesnt have one of those fancy tongue-scrapers on the back. Go slowly. Scrub modestly. And for the love of god, don't use any scented cleansers.

Imagine if he's said craisins!!!!

Hahaha! This is so accurate!! My parents' cat prefers to drink from the sink, then gnaw on the faucet for good measure. He's so odd. Sometimes he likes to sleep in the catbox. You know, just for fun. He's weird... for a cat, even. Lol

Ugh Yes. Eddie Vedder's moodiness and Chris Cornell's wailing... so good. Talk about say hello to heaven! Awesome combo. Just take my bread, boys. Just take it. Lol

Not One Hit Wonders, but rather a nod to only being around for a minute... Temple of the Dog. I miss them.

So cute! He's got the same "try me" look as my feral. I've owned her for almost 10 years now & she is still so socially awkward lol. She never comes out for company & when she tries to rub up against me affectionately, she does it so aggressively that she cracks me up; like ease up wild thang! Everything is done on her…

And why would he feel the need to rush back to chat with people who tell him to get a hobby, wear different clothes, clean his room? That he's wasting your time because he didn't respond in under an hour?? What the heck is wrong with you people? Idk if this is the teacher in me not liking a pack mentality or what, but this…

Aww, sweet potatoes and avocados are my favorite foods. It's okay, your palate is underdeveloped, and I forgive you ;)

Adults wearing cartoon or superhero t-shirts

Poor Widdle. He looks so defeated when his feral hellbeast of a sister claims the ottoman

Haha, no I understand; it was an unexpectedly awesome ride. Sometimes I'll watch a show and think... you know what would take this in a much needed direction? If that character would just friggin cut off his/her own nose and eat it!!! I'm kidding, of course. Must be the dark viewer snob in me, right? :P But yes, a gem :)

I confess the microwave and I must've been competitors/opponents in a past life, the way I always have to swoop in there and beat it every time. I swear that sucker never gets to zero...

It WAS beautiful! It never fell to being pretentious, maybe thanks to it ending just right, and never being allowed time to go off the rails. All of the elements worked so well; I loved the twisted relationships and the lighting. The food scenes and the acting. The fact that it really WAS scary... and there's not a lot in…

Malcolm in the Middle was my fav; just so, so funny. And Hannibal was a legitimately scary, artsy gem. And Oz, because.. Ryan O'Reily.

Our kitties look alike! But mine's a boy. His name is Rocco & he is my favorite thing <3 I seriously get choked up over how adorable he is lol

D'aww, Marpoops! I have so much love for this pic. Stupid amounts.

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