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I'm not at all good at telling jokes I'm afraid, but yes the box said for 2 to 3 years actually meaning the suitability and age group of toddlers but our man was bragging because he misunderstood that and had completed a child's jigsaw in only one week. Guess it had about six very large pieces! Very naughty joke! I will…

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It's absolutely freezing here. Jill and I are debating whether we want to go out or not. NOT is winning at the moment. It's colder than a penguins chuff. Now. There's a great word for anyone studying Yorkshire dialect, chuff....No? Alas, nobody "got" my Donald jigsaw joke. Maybe I didn't tell it properly? It was a cross…

Feel and think I've lost a little, but hard to tell with my scales. If I continue it will show next week. So for now, the same.

Oh boy JACKIE! Indeed, Old Moores Almanac!!! They are predicting pretty much what old Nostradamus said. What's that expression "it's being so miserable that makes me happy"! LOL. Well all I can suggest is we enjoy life to the full, the pets, the kids etc. And rush into our basements if anything comes whizzing over from a…

Just looked up Nostradamus predictions for 2018. Huhu they don't look good! Apparently the rich will suffer the most. Being a peasant maybe I'll be okay as he also predicted life span will increase to 200 years! Oh and we will communicate with animals - which I'm already doing with The Bean. Anne

Hello everyone and to birthday morning after JACKIE, so glad your birthday was very enjoyable! So the world's going to end on the 24th June, BUZZ. Well all I can say is, after a sleepless night with every bone in the old body aching from the weather fluctuations, there will be an end to that as well! Lol. Every cloud has a…

Not a bit appalled PATSY!! Love your bunny! Anne

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JACKIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. It is freezing here, but groundhog Wiarton Willie says EARLY SPRING!!!!!!!!!! Anne and Jilly

Land fill

Just got up after the previous wide awake night, back later but wanted to say: BUZZ, GET WELL SOON! Anne.

Morning after!

Janice brought Jilly a bag of "Grandma Lucy's Pumpkin Organic Treats". The fur girls had a great time, Jilly loves Amy. Glad you are okay now LIN. That was me in your own description. Anne.

Just to let you know that after sleeping all morning Jilly woke up about lunchtime and I cooked her a scrambled egg, recommended. It worked. She mopped it up and then ate her homemade chicken dinner. She then played "tug the sock" and is now sitting on the sofa next to me wondering what all the fuss is about. Apart from a…

SANDY, I don't know if this helps, but my really bad migraines stopped at age 56 and menopause. Hope this gives a glimmer of hope to your poor DIL. When one has a full blown migraine, throwing up, flashing lines and lights, dizziness, pain, etc, one simply wants to die. Sympathy sent to the poor girl. Anne.

Oh heavens a day of accidents! We are in the woes as well. Not me, except from a sleepless night and washing of bedding and towels. Jilly started throwing up at midnight which wasn't nice but I really panicked when she started coughing blood and mucus. It stopped at 1:30 and I decided to leave the vet visit until this…

Cause effect

Root veggies

Warming pan, (what they used to warm their beds with before central heating)

House maid

Well, Jill and I had an interesting day yesterday on our annual "change of scenery", she supervising and me completely changing the living room, all in the hope that one short legged dog will jump on the sofa arm and peer out the window at Harry. The worst was moving the book cases for I have quite a lot of books, but…

Field claps (cow dung)

Air force

In my books it's clumsy. Out back (Australia)

Snowing here. Janice just phoned. She couldn't find any pretty nighties here in Canada. I said, "have you tried Marks and Spencer's online". Well she ordered two nighties on Friday and they've just arrived. She's over the moon with them. Anne

SNOW - 'nuff said, back to hibernation. Anne.

Evil cackle back on track ! EYES LEFT (looking sideways)

Well, I appear to have lost a lb. However, my eyes are a bit wonky, the scale figures are small and it won't last anyway !

Four eyes ?