rogerlamar6 Member

Sure, MerryS!! Come sit by me! Don't mind my dandruff floating onto your bologna sandwich.

An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

I was a card-carrying member of the Audio-Visual club in elementary school. Am I getting warmer?

I invented an air-conditioned peach basket as a kid. Can I stay? No? I also invented an around-the-corner pea shooter. How about now?

For my wife, an IUD worked wonderfully for the eight years after we had our four amazing children. Starting in 2002, her choice of birth control was to stop having sex permanently. That was highly effective although not great for our marriage. She has since passed through menopause but birth control is irrelevant.…

Either a woman of good taste or a woman who tastes good.

In the words of James Taylor...."If you need a friend." 57 year old father of four trying to get in shape for 2018 backpacking trip to the Wind River range.

I am new to MFP but not new to eating natural foods. I am a home cheese maker and butcher open range hogs for my charcuterie. Love to learn more from those experienced in eating close to the soil (not sure if free range pig qualifies). My children (4) are out of the nest so there is no pressure to have nachos and ice cream…

Nothing I can muster up the audacity to put in writing. My wife stopped finding me sexy 15 years ago.....Celibate since.

Tell me more, PLEASE.

Maybe we can get group tickets!

My high school buddies and I went swimming on hot summer nights inside the local water tower. Once you jumped the fence, it was easy peasy to climb the ladder and get inside. My apologies to all those in my community who drank my toe jam.

I kept catching her with her finger in a *kitten*.

Jim Neighbors in Gomer Pyle character. Did you ever have a crush on somebody and they ruined it with a faux pas? What was the faux pas?

Smile could knock the knock off of wurst

57 here - guess I can stay for 3 more years in this group? Add me while you can!

Not with that silly tie on!