Deadman_Diggingup Member

I told my wife this... now there’s an ice pack on my black eye. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I see that your disdain for everyone couldn’t even take time off for the holidays.

Content.... and a little buzzed.

To be more present in the moment and be satisfied with what I already have.

DA, I thought for sure that I was the #1 most disliked male on MFP. Thank you for putting me in the #2 spot.

Does he wear heels? Is he a third cousin twice removed?

Back again and your insane punctuation trolling still gives me an aneurysm.

If you’re looking for a yay or nay on smashing uglies with a 7 foot tall 3rd cousin with genetically inhanced stripper heels.... I’m going with yay. Strictly for the new thread material, cause this *kitten* is getting old.

When she talks, shut up. When she vents her crappy day, shut up. Don’t try to fix it, just listen.

You sir, are one of the good ones.

That’s very kind my friend. Thank you.

I try man. I try.

This is a wonderful story of people being good people. Glad to hear no one was injured.

IC that there isn’t an ounce of Christmas spirit left in me. Holidays suck.

I don’t know what happened to us. I’d like it back.

I’d probably pour it over my cereal in the morning, if that was socially acceptable.... with a couple shots of rum, of course.

IC that a drink is in order before shopping tonight or it may get murdery.

You’re going to need a bigger shovel for Christmas.

I can teach you, young grasshopper.

Not die.... and probably drink less. They may be related.

Just getting home from work and enjoying a little quiet before everyone wakes up for the day.

Nu uh...

I will eventually. Thanks Kace.

And here I thought I drank too much. Eaaaaasy chica.

Snuggling my Sweet P after sending a sick mommy to bed. 28 hours awake now lol.

Me. I irk me. Constantly. Endlessly.

My boys

:D Stop being so awesome

I’ll never know how these kids loose so many socks.