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Only if he talks while we watch murder docs on Netflix

My mantra is always “We can do hard things.”

Not as buff

Reruns of Psych and Blackish

It has to be clean, machines in proper working order, other patrons who don’t suck (i.e. the ones who won’t rerack their weights, leave their gym bags in the middle of the floor, chat at the squat rack..). It’s a big bonus if they have classes I like too.

Trying to get me to teach him how to do the Soulja boy

Yeah, I would have to..they come in a pair and I like to spread out

Well, HERE I AM! What were your other two wishes?

Children’s author

Someone who is unkind to service staff, speaks poorly of his ex or is a deadbeat parent.

Management at Anheuser Busch

Doing the stanky leg

Beautiful green eyes!

PB&J. It’s classic.

He was always watching other women’s “wheels”, if ya know what I mean.

The kid who always had doughnuts

He looks happy and happy people always want to have fun, so yep!

A banana! Isn’t that what minion eat?

Sure 😊

Traps

Tearing off a wife beater. Again.

How Do I Live-LeAnne Rhymes

The teachers favorite

You look amazing!

He thought the entire world was black and white

Less talented applying lipstick!

True! Like cauliflower pizza

Pee. Cup of coffee. Whatever I recorded in the DVR the night before.