BigWhiteMocha Member

Seems like an angel to me, then again Satan was once an angel too.

Tongue got chopped off and she bled out.

I like this, good advice. I think the hardest part is from 12 to 4 when I want to snack a bunch.

Damn straight. She's my professional swimmer.

I'd lose... possibly on purpose.

How'd you know?? My guess is... a rockstar who punches bears for a living.

He looks like he likes beer, so sure.

cosmetologist?

Planking

Only if she slaps me and calls me Nancy.

Only for you Jo ;)

Fair enough, can't argue that logic. And for mounting, you could always just leave me laying on the ground and use me as a table. I even have a permanent paper towel holder.

Kangaroo pest controller.

I'm assuming you do? Is this question thing hard or is it just me? If Ali falls on ice and nobody is there to see it, did it really happen?

... I hope you mean my actual eye and not my lower eye. If that's the case, you are definitely not getting my lower half hahaha.

Marine?

Alright, I can do that. There may be some assembly required when I arrive though. Be careful with my lower half, he's delicate.

She's not wrong.

Really? But you look so warm and cuddly, was I wrong?

You really love foreheads huh? When I die I'll be sure to ship it to you. Although that's some heavy shipping costs from America.

She likes lamb.

Ever think maybe it was just you?

Hahaha that's slick Jo. Her massive ego ;) gotta love it.

American lol

Why not? I like to meet new people.

Good job!! Born and raised in New Jersey as well, I would love to join you in some fitness goals. Shoot me a friend request! And if you need any advice I'm here. I use to be 210 pounds back when I was 18, I lost 50 pounds in a 3 month period to get a job. I've kept it off and stayed sexy :) you got this!

Hey, don't judge. He'd taste good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

Oh he had to go... he was taking too much real-estate. My forehead isn't cheap land you know, there's taxes and whatnot that need to be paid.

You know Jo, lamb is absolutely delicious.

Hey, their names were Buck and Cherry.