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I laughed and died from this comment.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A
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Haha I feel you on that one too.
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You're right, I'd do that. I'm sure that's happened to me before, good thing I've built an immunity.
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Yes, but her heart is unobtainable due to it flying away.
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Ran somebody over with a bus, then got shot by the police.
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Found out it wasn't a rumor and her heart failed after all.
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The voices in your head? I know what you mean brother.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb24RrHIbFk
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Wishing I was on a swing-set with a cold beverage enjoying the spring afternoon. ... Fck Winter.
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Couldn't get him out of the ocean. Sometimes I thought he was Spongebob in disguise.
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If he's actually Tigger.... yes. For I am Pooh.
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Psssh giiiiirrrrrl I got you.
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I am innocent. At least as far as you know. Her quirky loving personality.
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Ms. Moist
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Yeah, the lusty Aussie queen.
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Yes. Also GNO. Then crash on her couch like always.
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maybe, depends on if she's actually as sweet as she says. But then again I might just eat her at that point.
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Smiled so hard that his smile ate his head and he died from face muscle strain.
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Things and stuff. Probably involving wings and tons of sauce.
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No, nice whiskers though.
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Only if I can grate cheese on his abs.
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Her hamstring to get better, because that *kitten* sucks.
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I ran off with who she ran off with.
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Maybe, that Snapchat filter is confusing.
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The fact that it looks like she's looking PAST the camera.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZRYQMLDW4
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They're hand woven with a polyester finish. Top of the line mittens only crafted for those of high social status.
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Yes, in fact I'd take 2.
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Depends on how good she is at badmitten.
