BigWhiteMocha Member

Amazing. Purely amazing.

He's just sending it to you piece by piece. "Assembly required."

I would, and I'd suggest a park so we could skip through a bed of flowers and stare at the clouds while we guess their shapes.

GNO

Cold dead hearts are pretty attractive too, shows that she'll cool you down on a warm summer day.

Yeah, they've resorted to cave man dating where I live. Men walk around with clubs and give women concussions and drag them home. Apparently women are into that here. My mom always taught me to never hit a woman though, so I'll be alone forever it seems.

I want the existential dread of life to stop hovering over me like the Grim Reaper. And maybe some pizza and a nice red wine, that'd be nice.

That's "Girls night out then we go bar hopping and I drink too much Tequila and pass out on your couch."

GNOTWGBHAIDTMTAPOOYC

I wish I could have a beard... not allowed. If I could, I'd be going all the way to Gandolf.

Wings and beer indeed. With so much sauce that I look like I've been basted afterwords.

Long thin legs. If she enjoys Rick and Morty she's date material.

Marry ;)

I'm a man, so no I don't get hit on. I have to do the hitting, which constitutes abuse... and I'm not into that.