FireTurtle75 Member

Well, I have two options. 1) Continue to eat what ever the hell I want & die early because I'm a fat *kitten*. 2) Keep track of what I eat, lose weight so I can actually enjoy everything else rather than living a fat miserable existence in life, other than just enjoying the scarfing of everything in sight. I can also enjoy…

Yep. Most of the folks are harmless.

Thanks! I'll check it out when I'm done with Hunter x Hunter & I catch up with my watch to where my friend is on Jormungand.

That's pretty much what I thought.

I totally did this with a VW bug project that I planned to restore. My wife was pissed about it for a year. Which I guess is about right considering it took me twice that long to wait for the right deal while I saved for it a few bucks & handfuls of change at a time. I told her when she got back from a business trip to…

You should bounce outta there like the fat kid in a game of dodge ball. *edit before anyone gets butthurt* I am the fat kid in dodge ball...

That's awesome! I want my own food truck. That way I can just run it during peak times like lunch & special events. Less overhead.

Going to get a hair cut

What if they used the mj to make cannabutter for brownies?

I did nothing but eat bacon, sausage, ribeye, avocado, eggs & broccoli/cauliflower, & minimal heavy cream in my morning coffee for close to the first month of doing keto while I got used to it. Oh, butter too. I didn't stray very far from that list of staple keto foods. I spent that time researching more about keto. My…

So, you're the user formerly known as... ??

Mic drop! LOL

Is it good? I haven't watched it since they brought TT back

Well, the 80's but yeah. The 80's were awesome.

This is definitely hawt. You forgot to mention your surfer chick status too. :p :)

I weigh every night then every morning. I don't fret the fluctuations. I would rather see the fluctuations than go a whole week doing it wrong & be shocked at the amount on the scale. The fluctuations help me think about appropriate food choices for the next day & whether or not I feel like I should adjust my intake.

Roy Rogers & Dale Evans. I rode around in their carriage with them before a parade one time when I was a kid. They actually wanted their pic taken with me & my brother. LOL

Happy Birthday! I have that happen a lot even with family. My parents didn't even tell me happy Birthday this year. I don't really care much for birthdays or celebrating most things. I've always been kind of meh about getting gifts & birthday wishes, so it was no big deal. Hope you have a fantastic birthday though! Go out…

@mrsnattybulking Probably because your transformation progress is pretty freaking awesome & well the eyes rolling back while your eating a burger too. Or they could just be creepy *kitten*holes. Seriously though! Awesome job on the progress.

I'm a guy & I truly don't understand why other guys bother do this either. I mean unless they're hung like a horse, they'd probably get a much better response by sending pics of their tongue instead...

I think you should at least wear a jock strap, BUT make sure you put it on backwards. That way the wrong bits are exposed & your neighbor will be thinking WTF even more...

https://youtu.be/x2-MCPa_3rU?t=9s

Hell yes! This is quite possibly one of the greatest & weirdest movies ever all at the same time.

Wait? I married & I just come here to *kitten* about not getting laid. I don't want dates. I just like to *kitten* about it looking for water in the Sahara. *kitten*, I've had it backwards all of this time. Sorry single folks, didn't mean to *kitten* up your "not getting laid" pity parade. I'll go stand in the corner now.…

LOL! Literally laughing out loud at that gif. My kids came running into my office to find out why I laughed & what was so funny.

Well, hell I must be doing something wrong. I've never received any random messages at all. Just normal convos from people on my friends list. Maybe I messed something up in my settings. Is there a "Looking for freaky messages" button that I missed or something?

Don't know. Never done drugs before. The closest I've ever got to doing acid was working on my old truck & splashing acid on myself from dropping the battery.

I tried it for a few months & I didn't really like it. The only reason I could see having it again for me personally is to troll other twitter users just for *kitten* & giggles.

Nothing. I'm brainless. Oh, look a fuzzle in my shell. SQUIRREL!

Sorry your evening is not a pleasant one. I don't have any solutions for you, but here's a random video of cowboy monkeys herding sheep on a baseball field. https://youtu.be/Wjn3eSba7n0