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Porcine

OK, feeling kinda bad now. I guess we could make a go

Batman villain

bacon

I think he is a stand up guy

tropical fruit

I'd perk her up. See what I did there? Perk? Get it? (hangs head in shame)

first grade teacher by day/BED BATH AND BEYOND employee by night

I think he's cool so yeah

the girl who always brought the weird, smelly lunch

I should. She makes me smile

Peanut butter and Astroglide

I would flirt with her until she found me interesting and then seduce her slowly and methodically

She asked me what I don't like about myself, and I explained I can sometimes be anal. She misunderstood, dropped trow, and proffered her bottom. In church. At a funeral.

Ummm... OK. Thanks. I am in good spirits as I have tickets to Marcy Playgournd and Dishwalla tomorrow, the fifth concert this month

I have the mini and LOVE it!!!

Watch TV with her until she fell asleep then sneak out with her cash and coupons

Dude's got a pig head. That's some LORD OF THE FLIES *kitten*. Pass

sweep the leg, Jonny

alluring

Well hello there!

exquisite

I cannot. I championed several gangbangers and managed to get them to graduate, turned in an errant administration and now I am sans a classroom, floating from school to school until they break my spirit or I quit. Hence my third Masters in library right now to pursue a new tract

inventive

I knew you were all class!!! No psychic needed

I don't kiss and tell

A gorgeous collection of Chihuly glass art installations at the Bronx Botanic Gardens that were lit tonight

I'd spank dat butt but I only have two hands

I checked. No messages

She reminded me daily she watched enough CSI to actually get away with murder