Renaissance_Turtle Member

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Yeah, mine isn't even gold. It's silver because I was afraid I would lose or destroy a gold one working at the hospital back then. I handled some pretty nasty chems & did a lot of tasks where I would need to take it off until I was done. So it's both literally & emotionally worthless at this point.

Thanks, at least someone does. Please forgive me if a T-1000 shows up at your house to destroy you.

Hmmm, yeah that sounds about right. It sort of has turned me into a cynical a##hole.

LMAO...

Like I would be happy to walk across an entire continent though Uruk-hai infested lands to throw this GD ring in a raging volcano & watch the fcking thing melt into oblivion & the 12 wasted years it represents.

Pissed, Stressed, Depressed, & Fukitol mindset. Take your pick...

It dosen't really bother me. It would be nice to read about them & see more pics than just a thumbnail of their main pic. Everyone has their reasons though & I try to not pry into why or why not. It could just be that they are fake as hell. I mean I'm fake, all my pics are fake even this post is fake. I found these pics on…

Holy *kitten*... Wowz!!

Uh oh...

You need to call it a "fast" otherwise people wont do it. Egg Fast Beef & Butter Fast Bacon Fast & now behold the Coke Zero Fast!!!

Progress is on my mind.

Most people suck. So if you feel like someone sucks, then they probably do.

WTF? How do you guys manage to get all of the awesome creepers? This *kitten* is a gold mine about creepers. Maybe I'm just not creeped out by much or maybe I scare the hell out of other people or something. I'm pretty damn creepy myself.

Deal! Can I have your skinny *kitten* body too. LOL

Well at least that's better than being tired of your own face like I am. LOL

like I'm being ignored

Making an emergency run to Total Wine & More to get more wine.

Dance. Unfortunately my dancing skills are severely lacking. Can we find a lake & go skip some rocks across the water or go fishing instead?

Being retired, you could always go visit them & possibly make a road trip out of it or something cool to do aside from see them?

I like fire. I breathe fire. Even better. I might need to send more tug boat pics just in case some of them get lost & end up in other inboxes when they are on the way there.

I am! Tug boat pics on their way to your inbox along with a really badly worded and almost incomprehensible message.

Hahaha!!! Seriously, that is one of the worst bits of writing that I've ever seen. That's about as smooth as a gravel road full of potholes & has to be about as effective as trying to nail jello to the wall with a sledgehammer.

Woohoo!! Turtle's tug boat just went toot toot! BRB, going to put a flashing neon sign on my inbox so the digital delivery guy doesn't accidentally miss it this time around.

I am! Three months ago I wouldn't even post a legit profile pic. And here I am, sans shell...

Damn! Does that mean I have to wait until the next one for dic pics?

Hey, I can't help that the pic makes it look smaller. That boat is pretty big in real life.

Oh... You like my tug boat eh?

I've lost 106lbs, do my legs look ok?

Come on! Objectify me now woman!