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32/taken/Public Relations
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Stud athlete
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Accept, willingly
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Rents the use of her legs for stockings manufacturers
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Depends on the variety of feline we are discussing.
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Naughty...calling people fatboy!
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Monochrome
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If it's secretly, then I shouldn't tell.
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Semi-professional entymologist
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30 lashes with a wet noodle for you.
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Political Correctness training officer
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On a personal mission to rid the world of all other Brian Johnsons. So far, 2015 have been eliminated.
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Steven Tyler's personal assistant
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Why don't we circle the wagons around 3 o'clock.
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The power of a 'secret' Google search.
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“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
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What exactly are you talking about?
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I'm certain that wasn't intended for me.
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Should I be worried?
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Won't be the first time!
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You know where to find me now.
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You should have peeled the lease agreement on it more carefully.
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I've been in a coma for the past 3 years. I slipped on the remnants of your bananamobile car that were left on the crosswalk.
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You can only water the grass so much before you get stuck in the mud.
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My hands are tied.
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It could be vein.
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There's something about you that just makes make....ugh, I don't know.
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You won't get much done if you don't do something.
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Did you know he put that in there?