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Trade hair-care tips
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Are you sure it's not psychosomatic? I mean, we literally die WITHOUT water. Definitely talk to an MD.
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20 year old me thought there was nothing weird about getting offered free molly by a friendly dude at a club in Ibiza. 20 year old me had a bad time.
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Little old me? Nah.
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Hey I'm more of a secular Jew, but feel free to support me on my journey and I'll be happy to support you on yours. :)
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Nah, but I'd split a Jersey Mike's with ya
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Sure - we can go to the same barber.
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Gilmore
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I like the cut of your jib.
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Sex, in and of itself, isn't much of an exercise, but you can burn a lot of calories afterwards, running away from the mall security guards. [let the record show that this is a public sex joke, not a rape joke.]
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At ~ 230 6 mos ago or so At 183 last week
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Kill it, you've got this!
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Open diary. Struggle is real:
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Software developer on human genome project
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I like women who are scathingly intelligent, funny, and send me unsolicited noods.
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Gay dudes hitting on me again. They stopped doing that when I was fat.
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Did a bit in prison for counterfeiting Hong Kong dollars.
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Наташа, it's Jersey. We don't have sights here.
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Hey y'all d [/quote] Hi Mike.. ohh dat chin :p [/quote] Like a bum innit
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Wow, that sports bra must have been really tight on her.
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Water will wet you, and fire will burn you, and if you consume more calories than you expend, you will put on weight.
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The universe is 13.8 billion years old. The earth is 4.5 billions years old. Humans have been around for only 200,000 years or so and, for most of that time, we lived in caves, struggling to keep warm, safe, and fed - usually failing. We died being born, and giving birth, and in floods and in fires and of things like…
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Might as well get two.
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Please include me in your will, thks
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Strong looking fella, but I'd back myself at 1 to 10.
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Hey y'all
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Cute
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Gringo
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Indochinese