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but i have many lint rollers because my cats love to shed on me ha ha

even though I work from home i usually wear the same thing every day, it reduces decision fatigue. also because i don't have to deal with coworkers, i don't sweat it B) so I can get away without washing the clothes for a few days

Some of these superpowers are really silly so if I had to choose a silly superpower it would be to be able to make anyone’s butt itchy whenenever I wanted ha ha

Just finished a movie and now I’m off to bed I’ll be asleep in 3-4 minutes probably with my army of cats muahahah at my side

For me this would have to be peanut butter pirate cookies

Justifiable actions

Slang

Cage the Elephant

Jilts

they all vary in age: jinx is the oldest at 10 he's grey and black prance is next at 9 he's a brown grey mix bertie is 6, she's an all grey nala is 4, a black cat with one tiny streak of grey lastly the two twins: twix and twinkie they're both 3 years old and black/white mixes but in some spots the black is pretty faded so…

i started greying in my late teens it was always something i was self conoscious about but my mom told me that grey hairs actually make a man look kind of handsome so i've embraced it since then actually now all my cats are grey furred so we're on big happy family :# :# :# :#

Tills

A nice caprese salad

Why is cat littler so expensive these days ha ha I can barley afford rent

If you make hot coco with water you’re a monster!

Dear anonymous, If you’re reading this you probably won’t understand. That’s okay, this note is for my 6 cats and my puppy. You are my whole lifey lifey

My coworker flat out lied to me. Who does that?

I’d like the ability to read minds and find out what people really think Makes you think about how different the world would be ha ha

Your filter is holiday appropriate

A math professor leaves a note for his wife as follows: Dear wife as you know you are 54 years old and I have certain needs you cannot satisfy. I am happy with you so I hope you won’t be hurt or offended to learn I have rented a room with one of my students. I will be home by midnight. When he gets home around 11:30 he…

I find a little chicken noodle soup is usually good for a cold, and the soul ha ha

Dear crush, I’m too shy.

I sleep around 8-10 hours a day. One of the cats will always find a way to wake up though. It helps that I work from home, no commute

ha ha skal to that

Everyday I wake up and wonder why I had to be cursed with this bum knee, this knee brace is really cramping my style ha ha

Broncos

Union Station

She looks like a Gertrude!

I own a winter coat hehe

ha ha for me its got to be crackers and cheese cubes or twizzlers!