NoCookiesBish Member

When women say they're freaks I assume they think so because they tried 69 once.

I assume when I'm the only car parked in a section of the parking lot and you park next to me, you're going to kill me.

https://youtu.be/9WbCfHutDSE

I assume there's almost always an alterior motive behind anyone's kindness.

When someone asks to borrow money I assume it's for drugs and not their rent.

When I hear people say they love kids I assume they've never been around any for a length of time.

Is that going to be assumed every time I post anything? :expressionless:

I've got my own website :smirk:

The friction is really taking care of that itch for me.

There's a fee. I have a website for this actually if you want to check it out.

He tore does azzes UP!

That nobody cares I bought underwear in the wrong size :neutral:

That little piece of food swapped to me while making out. I just made myself gag :D

Crusty lips

Hmm. That was predictable.

It depends on who's wooing. Some people use it as a good thing. Others use it as an oh shut the *kitten* up woo. You never know.

When you order new panties online and they don't fit because you still think you're 2 sizes bigger than you are now and stores don't take returns on panties :tired_face:

God I really hope what I'm thinking isn't true.

Right! But be sure to come back less than 12 hours later with a different user name.

You should definitely post it here. I've heard part of being initiated in here is to lose your *kitten* after you've had boy problems so the entire mfp world knows. It's the only way, really.

https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0 I'm all over the place tonight :grimace:

https://youtu.be/yyDUC1LUXSU

We should be crazy together. You bring the pizza, I'll supply the wine. You can re-teach me French once we're drunk because all I remember is J'aime fair du shopping and I don't even know if that's right :joy:

Crazy. But that's nothing new :D

I'm going to take this the wrong way. Please push my button? :D

Meh.

I check every day, about to push the button. Sadly the buttons not there anymore. :heartbreak:

The finger ALWAYS goes THERE.

Well now you have to tell me :D

My girl woke up early and has been talking to me non stop :neutral: This early is MY TIME little girl....go back to bed.