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Cat magnet?
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Ah you think coffee is your ally? You merely adopted the coffee. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
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Wise words, stone
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You must be really good at the eye exams where they cover one eye Well, 50% of the exam I guess
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Happy birthday!
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Oh you’re clever
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Alright pack it up, todays done.
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If you go to your page and hit the edit profile button, you can choose the about me section or similar and type in that you are breastfeeding. Just curious, is this a warning to others or are you trying to lure in friends who like that?
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https://youtu.be/GwZvip416NU
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Do what I do - pretend you’re funny and post a lot and if you’re lucky it will superficially fill the meteoric void in your life and keep the crippling depression and loneliness at bay long enough to survive until the next day.
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Just cry it out, bro
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Dear anon, I’ve started scouting locations in Stormhaven. I want to take you on a journey. The cartographer
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I’m proud of myself for this one
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Roses are red, Lavender smells nice, I’m thinking about Lasagna and Chinese rice.
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Like I’m floating
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It’s got me feeling some kind of way
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OXFORD COMMA WHERE FORE ART THOU
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Spicy and dirty, I like it.
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Was this in Texas?
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I smell like how angels ought to smell
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Lavender Oil. I’m so blissful right now
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Any app is a dating app if you try hard enough. Wanna sext on the yelp comments page?
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10 drops of this shizz got me feeling on top of the world rn
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Lavender and melatonin
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Add me on msn messenger?
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12 / questioning / traverse city
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I do, I have space in my top 9
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Vasectomy is dasweetest?
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Do you have an AIM account?
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He warned us how strong his pull out game was You’re surprised?