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                Rest in Pies, @gardengnomemanifesto ‘s Shannon
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                Please refrain from posting this smut on the forums.
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                Da.
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                Is this true @whosshe ? Friend request incoming if so
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                To be fair I think we’re still asking ourselves, Who is she?
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                If it makes you feel any better he usually calls out a different name in bed than mine. Who the flip is Ben?!
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                She’s not the OP, she’s the one who was flirting with you and I didn’t like it
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                Cap presses me, so guess we’re even.
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                Wow, patriarchy much?
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                Stop flirting with my man or start paying me for the privilege
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                You’re supposed to use the stick shift for changing gears
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                Is your username saying “Your mom” or “Ya mon”
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                Dear A, Your boyfriend is a deadbeat. Pay me to live with me. Signed, Entrepreneur
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                I can’t stop thinking about OP. I’m incredibly jealous of her boyfriend.
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                They bleet less than the mature ones
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                I’ve been in tons of booty, there’s never any treasure * on world of Warcraft
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                Assumptions make an assumption out of you and me!
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                You’re damn right about it being under the amateur category... Whispers... on goat hub dot com
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                Booty is as booty does
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                If they get some pets this could be genius. A tank full of goldfish and they’re all paying pennies.
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                *actively monitoring the vague thread*
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                Who made you the fun police?
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                All I can picture right now is op as a very sexy mouse who dresses exclusively in silk
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                Op, your boyfriend is probably handsome as hell. If I was handsome I’d make women pay to live with me too
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                Op I want to live with you. We can pay zero dollars together and live like Bonnie and Clyde
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                I want to sit on cap’s shoulders and we can have lingerie chicken fights
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                I need a girl to ride, ride, ride I need a girl to make my wife I need a girl who’s mine oh mine I need a girl in my life
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                The American dream
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                Probably a girl who’d kill anyone to get the flu