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I pay about tree fiddy

Down with the patriarchy!

Are we doing modern family GIFs this week?

Did you hear me crying? I always cry I’m v emotional lately

You’ve really, really gotta stop calling me that

Aperture science We Do what we Must Because We can

Calls with first level support of billion dollar companies. Just painful.

Thank you

https://youtu.be/NjMsWarn8BI

What kind of dowry are you offering?

Well for starters we can’t afford houses because of avocado toast

This sounds more like a placebo effect

I have a new pickup line now!

Too soon. Have some respect for the departed.

“I like that you don’t use this site for fitness.” Finally, being fat and lazy brings me some praise.

Avocado toast... so much so that I can’t afford a house because of it

I was trying to find just the tips to maybe help me get over the hump here geez

Yeah, just give up and lay down and eat chips forever

I am a virgin

:heart: A little bit of your vibrance rubs off on everything else, that’s not a bad thing

That first time using the bidet is magical isn’t it

All my tinder experiences could be M. Night Shyamalan movies. The Signs were all there that these women were bad news but I didn’t have that Sixth Sense. There was the girl who lived in the condo by the waterfront who invited guys over after I left and told me about it, she’s the The Lady in the Water. There’s the girl…

Good morning jailbird, fwooooar

I think my cutting out of coffee has finally caught up to me and the apocalyptic headache has arrived

The air is so cold and null

Win!

IS THIS A DEVILS LETTUCE REFERENCE

Baldettes

Lil bow wow?