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Sshhh I'm not. I dye my hair.
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You must listen to every spiel on being vegan with sincerity.
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I wanted to make a pun about hot pockets and microwaved laundry but I'm work-weeked out and cant think. I just wanted you to know the joke is there just waiting though.
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I just shed a tear over how beautiful this pic is.
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#winning
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This is why you're a virgin, boo.
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If he didn't see the true gem you are from that statement alone youre better off anyways.
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This is actually adorable.
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Woman Horrified When Her Bank Card Screams Its Tired Of Being Swiped At MickeyDs
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No hamburger helper for dinner tonight This week there'll be no slummin' Ill whip up a batch of spicy chili for you If you promise me pepper, cayenne and end with cumin.
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Oh, you. o:)
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*swoon* Do you happen to know a Meg in real life? You should try this out and let us know how it goes.
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Just did...it fits. I used the one of Amy Poehler with the video camera playing the "cool mom" in Mean Girls though.
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Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some
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I'm a beast at Dad Jokes.
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A couple on my facebook does this- post a cute little snap of them asleep with a caption "Aww we love sleeping together" Who took the pic then??
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White Girl Life Coach States You CAN Even.
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Men Worldwide Angry At Subway For Educating Women On How Long 12 Inches Really Is
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Woman Gets Divorced After Doctor Tells Her To Lose 170 Pounds.
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Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile
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Women Sues Boyfriend For Emotional Distress After He Asked Her to Make Him A Sandwich.
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I love fairy tales!!
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What the H. Sneaky sneaky.
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Whaaaaat.... This should be more heavily advertised.
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IC I'm considering breaking a "date" with a guy from my gym because I'm a low key pessimist and if (when) something goes awry I don't wanna deal with the awkwardness. I LOVE my gym. The guys just okay. Why couldn't he keep it to football and beers in a group and occasional hook ups without the group?
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I scratched my eye in my sleep last night and now I have one lovely functioning eye and one watery red mess of an eye that has ruined my makeup. TGIF forrealz.
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I wonder if she will be able to withdraw the money he owes her. Not very vague but I feel so invested in it.
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I used to just have the dunkin donuts behind my office give it to me in an iv bag loaded with caramel but a friends girlfriend went home to Puerto Rico for christmas and bought me coffee from there and now I've become a hopeless coffee snob. It's amazeballs and strong enough to wake a dead elephant.
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He doesn't speak English :D :D
