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True. I don't even type my own responses. Being a kept woman and all that I just tell him what yo type. *to type. Gosh.

Its eezy peezy lemon squeezey.

Sorry I didn't know. I usually date polish men.

Amen to that.

Homemade? Or freezer? It matters ya know.

I can't believe this thread is still going.

If you throw in some sausage for dinner... That I will cook occasionally but will probably not clean up.... Then I'm your girl. Ill even pick out spices you have to buy for our home.

I suppose it'll do.

I took one phone call at work and when I came back the thread was gone. And then I saw this thread and got excited thinking it was some kind of glitch and it's not so now I'm grieving twice as hard. Now I will never know if I inspired that member to add some spice to their life or not.

Playing with fire. Ruh Roh..

Its easy open. You're so considerate. <3

Listen up, I'm as judgement free as a Planet Fitness.

There's a thread for things.

You started it. I just think if were chicken fighting after lunch I should know what's on the menu.

Is that what were having for lunch?

Excellent point. It seems legit, go for it.

Is he from Poland?

You. B) o:)

Am I gonna ride on your shoulders or you hopping on mine?

Where do you live? I want to hire you to write my newsletters.

"Women have to eat" is quite possibly the most profound thing I've seen anyone say around here. There's nothing scarier than a hangry lady.

We need a fourth friend then. I'm vertically challenged.

Do you wanna sit with us too?

You can sit at my lunch table!

Explains so much.

If this turns into a story about your ex girlfriend or your mom I'm outsies.

STAHP IT. I'm way older than the much cooler than me Regina George.

Drunk Regina pretends to not know what sober Regina is appreciative of. Ugh. I just spoke of myself in the third person. Maybe I need to go find drunk Regina.

My Shannon has now become my favorite bartender now that were "grown up". There's nothing better than a Shannon who secretly cuts your drinks with water when you start drunk texting.

I never manage to get mine so feathery. Love it!