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IC Ive been sick as a dog since yesterday afternoon and I dont feel like catching up on my notifications. If theres something interesting someone tag me.

I bet i could find a sexy lil combo

I'm checking out Disney themed honeymoon attire.

Aw man. You just won my heart times 100.

I keep trying. I'm not brimming with enough confidence apparently. ;)

I'm trying to maintain my indifference here. Don't intrigue me with meat.

Don't think I'm going to waste my time Google translating.

Maybe I'm not normal but I don't get that sweaty on my face. No sweatier than I do chasing my kids around or shoving someone outta my way grocery shopping anyway.

@_seahorses5ever Will you be my date?

I feel slighted. All of the work I have put in with the cooking the breakfast meats and our trip to Paris and you drop me for the first little cutie to pop up. There had better be an open bar.

:D

I don't know what I missed.

o:) I was referring to this soup my boss "cooked" you dirty dirty minds.

Because there is no flaw to see ;)

I thought you said this was going to taste good.

Filtered selfie after filtered selfie after... Oh wait.

I like a girl not afraid to take flawless selfies at the gym.

I think your fame is gonna happen before you know it.

Do you time your selfies to the beat? Please say yes.

What is your theme song? If I hear it in public I am going to fangirl so hard so people feel stupid for not recognizing you.

Why do you assume its social media that makes her feel any type of way? Why do you care? I've never in my life posted a gym selfie but I still take them. And its mostly because I'm vain af and I'm okay with that. Sometimes I'm in the gym looking like Hagrid. Sometimes I'm in the gym looking like the future Other Woman. Its…

Some of us are tired of being single and have sort of crushes at the gym. Some of us wear waterproof makeup. Some of us are always concerned about our looks. Its okay to be vain so long as you're not a dick IMO. To each her own.

I am so impressed by this gif.

:D I don't know if I'm sorry or not that I gave up and when to sleep last night when I did.

:D :D :D

I would watch this guys.

She did mention you and shrinking... Wait are we still not talking about this?

Was the alien hiding in bacon? Can it be? Please?

Yes. Chandler Bing.