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He has bug eyes and he just sits on the side of the glass like this all the time staring. Its awful. I had an iguana for awhile that would escape. He never ended up on my ceiling but he was spastastic and would come racing across my feet unexpectedly.

Just the gecko does that. Hes creepy af sometimes.

I ask myself this every Saturday morning.

Those are a few of my others if anyone cares.

I tried to keep a little fish tank in my water dragons cage and they ate them too! Its not funny but I'm still laughing over your wife's dream. Id die lol.

<3

My aquarium doesn't have fish but it is humid and has this little guy.

Your to do list! :D I hope you remember to buy cat food.

<3 I am an EGG-CELLENT breakfast chef btw.

This is possibly why I am single. :#

I'm sorry. I'm a snob. I don't care how much facial hair you have, I need a man with a torso. What else will shield me in the event of a fire or burglar attack on our post-coital snuggles??

I'm going to reflect on this question throughout my day. But no, no Jasiek in the movie. He will ruin the ambience.

The plot thickens.... Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.

How 2018 of you.

Nah you're safe. PS The new profile pic is SURE to handle that V card for you!!

<3 <3 <3 Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?

They make flame resistant pjs AND undies.

IC I find myself wondering, when will I find my Jasiek??

Ah, I see. I'm from the states.. We use quarters :) I'm great... Thanks. A little sad I haven't found a guy to take care of me but That's the way the cookie crumbles I guess. Until then ill just keep heading to my 9-5'er.

Well of course you had every right, I remember how much you said you contribute to the relationship. Your love seems very true but you just never know with guys these days, ya know? I dont know what an oyster card is but I suppose he will just have to make it up to you.

I'm stealing this.

Your bromance is inspiring.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN ONE MOTHER LOSE THIER SON??IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AT THAT?

I'm sorry I'm dominating your thread. Just kidding..I love silly memes.