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At least youre in the correct thread for that particular issue.

<3 Both of my teams are sadly out of the playoffs this year so I'm all for whoever beats the Pats lol.

Sure. Just warn them, Brady is likely to cry if they look at him wrong.

ANYONE but the Patriots.

I'm still waiting for an answer, tbh.

What can I say, Ikea hates me.

First of all, you should coin that motto and market it on some bro shirts. Second, your user pics have me feeling like I'm in Inception or something.

Is it a punishment if its already reality?

No. Not exclusively anyway.

I feel that as long as the cheater also cleans and cooks once in a blue moon, anything can be forgiven.

You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.

*swoon* Youre such a thinker.

I splurged on one last year and it is FABULOUS. You are going to LOVE it.

You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

Ugh. Have you tasted Wal-Mart brand peanut butter? It leaves a weird aftertaste.

My bank sends me text messages to double check its me on a shopping spree whenever I'm at the mall.

Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here? Answer carefully. It matters.

Either way works just fine.

I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

:D

Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.

IC I sometimes wonder about the guy responsible for greasing the boxers face up with Vaseline while theyre on the ring. Does he have super soft hands from all of the Vaseline? Is there a special towel designated for wiping his hands or does he have permanent stains down the sides of his legs from wiping them off? How did…

You're the broccoli guy now.

You must give up sausage.

But why are you so sad?

I've mastered the art of not being less.

Only if you buy me those chocolates.

You could be my girlfriend.

You making me sad homie. You making me sad.

Oh! Are we going with fun punishments?? Because that sets an entirely different tone.