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Cheerleader co-captain. Scandalous!
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Voted "most likely to have abs".
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Gator hide boots. Size 4.
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He aspires to one day have a window office. That day will come. Then he will get an awful sunburn on the window-facing side only.
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Wacky morning show disc jockey.
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Competitive hot dog eating champion.
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She's the type of lady that would eat your last m&m then deny it.
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It's eerie. Like you have actually been in my house watching me in action! She mutters names of people who have pissed her off while chopping zucchini for dinner.
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Hovering under them catching pocket change while I held them up by their ankles.
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Unopened sheet sets for twin sized beds. She owns a queen sized bed.
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She once had a Mario Cart addiction.
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Aquarium cleaner. Complete with scuba gear. Gets awkward with the 20 gallon tanks.
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She likes the smell of Corn Flakes.
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School mascot. The Flying Wizards!
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A Carl Yastremski "with the long sideburns" baseball card.
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The girl who would sneak out of her window to see me on the weekends. So bad!
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He likes Raisin Bran.
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Sweetas' personal assistant. Creating an endless loop paradox.
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Post-modern zucchini art.
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Sensible slacks.
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He once stabbed a guy. Over a slice of American cheese.
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Spearheading the resurgence of the "Power Team". Except they can't find phone books to tear in half anymore.
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JFK memorabilia. :smile:
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He puts his wife(girlfriend) in the corner when she misbehaves 😯 [/quote] No, but I have been known to dole out a spankin or two. Winks @amyjsparkles
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Ghostbusters
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I just have to remember not to have 17 glasses of punch next time..... She promised not to say anything when she saw me. But there was a price.....
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Nobody puts Otter in a corner!
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She snuck the vodka into homecoming.
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An unsettling amount of Dennis The Menace merchandise.
