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She likes her coffee with two creams and the pink sweetener.
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The king of all binder artists.
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Nicknamed "Lasagna"
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Caulk.
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Floutist. In a fusion Beethoven/ska band.
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He's one of those leftists we all keep hearing about.
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World traveler and cheese taster.
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Books of Latin prose.
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Dressing like Magenta from Rocky Horror. Also at Disneyland. Disney police have an APB out for her.
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3 other dogs in ascending order of height.
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A single Arby's roast beef sandwich. And a packet of Horsey sauce.
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Jeans-jacket Beadazzler.
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The ability to make a good pineapple upside down cake. Anyone can make one. It takes a special lady to make a good one.
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She was just coming off of a hard night of drinking and carousing. Her eyes were the color of diluted cherry Kool-aid. Mistakes were made. Sunglasses were needed.
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Liked to wear the extra tight speedos in swim class. He learned his lesson though after the "diving board incident".
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Smooooooth criminal.
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In love with Milli. Also would get violent at the mere mention of Vanilli.
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A croquet mallet and a hockey puck.
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An old Atari 2600.
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They are a proud Canadian.
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Roller Boogie coach.
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A mimeograph of FF's list. Which begs the question, where the hell did he get mimeograph paper in 2019? He likes the smell.
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Game warden at a mountain lion preserve.
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I draw stuff. Expensive stuff.
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Ain't nobody got time for that! :D She has a secret work cat that her poor dog knows nothing about.
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The girl who shaved off one of my eyebrows as a joke when I fell asleep in class.
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Tour manager for the Bay City Rollers.
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He is well versed in the dark arts of beef jerky.
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She likes to throw a red garment into people's white loads at the local laundrymat.
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Handwritten manuscripts of of X-rated Smurf fanfiction.
