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maybe
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Can really tell the difference between butter and I cant believe its not butter
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Yankee Candle's Ocean Breeze
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Likes to draw inappropriate additions to children's coloring books with a Sharpie then put them on toy store shelves
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Drakkar Noir and chloroform
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claims his nipple clamps are for "medicinal purposes"
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anywhere she asked
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Jump for joy
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I have all her toe nail clippings from 2013. Is that weird?
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The kind who also teaches gang kids in high school during the day, shawty
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You appreciate an advanced lexicon
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no
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I'd be all over dat, yo
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mom jeans and laundry soap
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There are folk songs sung in the Himilayas by indigenous people of your sexual prowess
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She asked seriously, "You ever see a dead body?"
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Would we be responsible with the information?
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Freaky
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She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices
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Ha. He asked me if Jesus Christ was my lord and saviour
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Meh
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sensual
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she took ALL her food home in a doggy bag
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lower back
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Not sure
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Portlandia
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she gets around
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I can trip her when we are running from a horde so yes
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effervescent smile
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Loves animals, especially on the grill