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I'd be a pirate who sailed the world looking for new lands and stumble upon America, met the local Native Americans. At first they don't like me and treat me with suspicion, but eventually accept that I am an ok dude. I fall in love with a tribe Elder's Raven haired Daughter, who speaks no English but of course we…

https://youtu.be/Kfq7wHJu21c

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Yes. Being able to make you feel or convey real emotion is a hallmark of true artistry to me.

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Filling out my resume now. So far I've got: *excellent hunching over skills *dopey look on face *places high value on teamwork

Are all 7 of the dwarf positions filled?

That sounds beautiful. Also like a Disney movie.

Will it include dancing in the moonlight?

https://youtu.be/Ll1lwzMfUfM

Have we established what part of Texas he is from yet?

Feel better heart and buttwise

There's a sliding scale, I'll take my chances

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Eat souls of the innocent to maintain your youth

Remake of House of the Rising Sun. I mostly thought it was a cool video.Not a fan?

Don't go getting crabby and changing your tuna.

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I'm pretty sure today is a record for fish talk

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When she'd rather sit on the phone for hours instead of meeting up and talking face to face

I'm sorry, but we are going to need you to post a selfie in the red dress to confirm

Michaelangelo's Bacchus. No offense taken, I chose it in part to represent my degenerate side.

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I disagree, we've matched @MistressSara with cheese grits