bhadbahabi Member

You learned your lesson??? I still haven’t.

It’s heaven [/quote] Why are we not friends yet? I want to be your bestie. [/quote]

It’s heaven

They fussed too much about their clothes, didn’t like cats or dogs.

I like Bewbs Early morning fog Walks Babies Sweets

It’s been 20years. Maybe you two were compatible back then but not now. Nostalgia makes things seem greater than they are. Or just screw everything and go for it idk.

They were the same kind of crazy as me and I’m sorry but one of us needs to be stable, not it!

It’s perfectly acceptable to call her a *kitten* when she’s a dog.

If her thighs don’t match, it’s fake

If they don’t look so good in the morning when you’ve sobered up, start drinking again.

Never wear pants unless it’s mandatory.

I let a vampire suck my blood once. That’s my good deed.

Re$pect

Eat lots of cheese. It’s good

Yes. After three months it got put in permanent time out for not living up to expectations.

I used to have a naughty piercing.

My age has always been something people are actually shocked about. At first they thought I was older, now it’s younger.

My debit recently got hacked. I work way too hard for someone else to be spending my money.

I suppose it’s a little forward in the description... but I mean, he had it hotdog style and everything and I was very confused.

Bad kissers. This one guy just kept thrusting his tongue into my mouth like a wiener and I was not partial to it, not one bit.

I’m pretty sure I beat my own personal best in speed today at work.

I am woman, hear me roar!

I walked into a pole once.

Officially besties! Also, is that a hidden thespian watermark in the corner?

This one gets me.

I work at a grocery store and when you scan a product the picture should be of the product as it appears on the shelf. A coworker showed me a scan for some steak and the picture that came up was a wooden lawn chair. I’ve seen a can of potatoes show up as a bowl of potatoes. A cheesecake with a bite taken out of it. Ground…

Hai I'm from earth fellow earthling.

Got the club going up, on a Tuesday

Who can keep you satisfied

If it did they would have be able to lift more than 50 lbs. I'm a lot of trash