LSmith0018 Member

It’s my taser.

I’m sorry, I really have to use the bathroom.

In Oklahoma, quotas are illegal. The whole quota thing is a myth.

Good morning everyone. Larry, 42. Have a great Thursday.

I’m in. Game on.

Definitely would’ve been assigned to a traffic unit.

Caught an escapee from prison.

I’m just going to bite my tongue here.

It’s difficult. That’s why I stay in shape.

Truth!!!!!

Yes. I hate being in a pursuit, patched in with a neighboring agency not know what the hell they are getting at sometimes.

I second that.

10-65 here is a general broadcast.

That’s a jail intake thing. I don’t deal with butts.

I have not.

I was a pilot. I flew with the airlines for 9 years and subsequently a private jet for the remainder. I jumped into law enforcement in 2016.

Two years. It’s my 2nd career.

I’m new. It really autofills with “kitten”??

I stopped a hot, snobby *kitten* not long ago. I cited that *kitten* and her dean or changed when she realized I wasn’t falling for her flattery. It’s offending actually. Just be real and be honest, own up to your *kitten*, and I’ll usually always send you away with a warning. Try and use teasing good looks and flattery to…

Of course. I speed like you wouldn’t believe. I’m not a hypocrite cop. I don’t write speeding tickets. I simply use the speeding as a legal reason to stop the car to see who and what is inside. I couldn’t care less about them speeding, unless it’s reckless (+25 over). I look for criminals to arrest when I work, not to…

A lot. I’ve arrested an escaped convict who was in the back seat I stopped because of a cracked windshield. He had prison tats..... I stopped the car because they looked like hoodrats. He’s now back in prison. #profiling

To my knowledge, no; it’s considered “human power” because of the rows. I’d have to defer to lake patrol.

Negative. Lol

I ID everyone in the car, every time. A traffic stop is considered an investigation and I have the right to ID everyone in the car. I find a lot of warrants that way.

Haha! Have any prison tats, track marks, glassy eyes, meth degraded teeth?

Criminal profile.

Yes. That is considered a “powered motor vehicle”.

Not a DUI, but public intox.

Negative.

Ha! Not so much really.