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Grapples.
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Nineteen year old selfie, pre-boobs... this makes me lol, I have learned so much. Also, I miss my long hair. π
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Donating some of my awesome.
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Ayeee, I DO ALL OF THESE THINGS π― ... except the swearing, the smiling, the junk food, and the kind word bullshat. Ain't nobody got time for that fluffy nonsense, I'm too busy breathing.
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Oh, you mean my LOVE SPRINKLES FROM JESUS? Thanks π
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I was unsure you even had a face. You wear it well.
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PRETTIEST ONE 364 DAYS OUT OF THE YEAR ππ₯ ...jk, I have dud days too. Ha. π
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I could drink Arby's sauce. In fact, I have. Great way to recreate their Beefy Cheddar's -- onion bun + Velveeta cheese packet + Buddig chicken + their sauce + 10 seconds in the microwave = yes.
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POST WORKOUT
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Recommendation accepted and considered with intent to follow thru, two chicken burritos with extra avocado sauce it is.
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Bout to leave and do some foodstuff shopping to make the grumblies in my tumbly STFU.
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I get all of the Woo's, I am the Woo'iest.
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The poopy lost one of her razor teeth today π
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My nevergonnahappen girl crush put a "heart-like" on my FB picture... it only took 3 years for her to notice me, but SUCCESS. π
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Craving LIFE.
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Magic For Humans
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Yuck.
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Reluctant. I don't wanna go do yard work π’ Where's a kid when you need one.
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Who are we throwing rocks at today? I can't wait til it's my turn, I wanna be passively talked about, I WANNA BE POPALUR. π
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This is her sexy Instagram pose. It needs a little work, but she's coming along nicely.
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Who even are you? I must know.
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Love is having one toilet but ending your session quicker than you'd like because your S/O gotta deuce at the same time as you. You know you've made it in the world when you got two toilets and don't have to do this. I think I'm gonna add this to my list of dating requirements...
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I personally don't really give a *kitten*, if you send a FR, I'll accept and you'll stay on there until you decide to delete yourself. π€·
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Birthday cake ANYTHING. Oddly enough though, I don't really like actual birthday cake and can't remember the last time I've had any. π
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Waiting for my feet to wake up because I sat on the toilet too long. π
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Man, I ain't got no type like Jxmmi and Swae Lees But if he can't *kitten* three times a night -- PEACE. - Nicki Minaj
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Also, I apparently have abnormally large pupils and am extra sensitive to light. B)
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I hate touching change, and more specifically, pennies. I will go to extensive lengths to avoid doing so... whether it be rubber gloves, or moving it with a piece of paper... and if an alternative pick up method cannot be found, it stays where it is or I drench my hands with sanitizer. π
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I hate feet, so. If you're in my bed, fresh socks are a requirement at all times. Keep the uglies covered.
