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*Daaamn, Hugh Jack(ed), maaan. Yeah, you a'ight. 😜

I mean, all I'm saying is I have cookie standards and Oreos fall far below them -- if you like dry, tasteless rounds sandwiching a waxy paste, so be it. As for "best selling" -- Trump was also elected to office; just because it's popular doesn't mean it's any good. 🤔

Oreos aren't even cookies, cookies are made of dough. They're just processed charcoal circles with Yeti jizz between them.

Grapples (grape flavor infused apples), they're pretty amazing.

I'm sure you're pretty under all that photo editing and airbrushing.

A pair of badass tactical boots and a replacement pair of hiking shoes 😎

Loving life

Yep.

Eating/chewing sounds with an open mouth, gum smacking, people breathing too close to me, people breathing, people... we're really just germs on Earth's skin.

Wait, why? I've been considering it... not worth it? MUST KNOW.

Don't correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like all these posts are about me. 🤔😁

Go pee.

Lying in bed, debating if I wanna shoot some guns n *kitten* today, or ride some rollercoasters... 😲

I didn't think I was a butt girl, until I got with a dude that had a nice butt and now that's a thing for me. Also, V lines -- YES PLEASE. I also dig some nice forearms and big manly hands, too many dudes with dainty hands, softer than a girls... gross. And smile of course, you have jacked up teeth, it's a concrete pass. 😬🙃

PARTY

Aka a way to be lazy? Definitely love, lol. Less hassle... Cool whip on ice cream?

Damn. I can't stand fried chicken, lol. I guess KFC, I think they're the ones with the best biscuits, can't remember. Papa John's or Papa Murphy's

My hair is pretty on point in this pic, I mean LOOK AT THAT CUT, fabolus.

I think I might wanna be single again.

Yuck. Hominy

I wouldn't.

Nice bathroom

Love Pineapple in cottage cheese?

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Some steak 🤤

I bought a $55 perfume gift set for myself yesterday, but the cap on the mist spray was broken, so I went back to exchange it for a $60 bottle of perfume and he just gave it to me and said I could keep the gift set. So that was pretty cool.

I'm bout to shower. 🙈😬✌️

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Missouri, HOLLAAA.

No. But I personally tend to throw all my "standards" out the door for a dude that has a little belly fat but can make me laugh on the daily, and is of good character overall. 🤷