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What flavor was it

When you hear the kids calling 80’s rock classic rock

sleep Money Sporks Toilet brushes

When music sucks and movies become ridiculous because teenagers obviously are too young to actually save the world.

Boob sweat Water Bird poop Fighting

Write your To Do List in erasable pen. That way when you feel overwhelmed you can just erase it.

Go back to the std infested ooze from which you slithered out of

Its your fault

Sadly everyday it seems like more and more money.

More like 25 minutes

If it’s not a monkey 🐵 on a swing hanging off of his junk he better not waste my time. Knowwhatimsayin?

Drink martinis....shaken not stirred

Moon Kim Kardashian

I saw a guy walk into a stop sign and knock himself out.

From what I see it appears that mfp crushes are good as long as the person with the crush is being crushed back by the right people and being given enough public attention and also as long as the people giving the crushee the possibly personal and public attention are also not giving other people too much public attention.…

Big fat juicy ones Long slim slimey ones Itsy bitsy teenie tiny worms Yum yum

I think the important question is are there other dimensions, how many, how do we get there, have beings from those alternate dimensions already figured that out and come to our dimension and if so would they be called aliens.

Even the highest stones eventually roll down that hill in the end.

If I only had a hammer.

Man, that IS depressing.

I only get messages from people asking me if I’m interested in seeing their little friends. I had no idea that so many people knew little persons. I have never met any but I certainly would not message strangers if they wanted to see a picture of him/her.

Like the cream in the cannoli. Only it’s made out of cauliflower and has no sugar and it tastes gross. And nobody likes it so it just sits all day in the bakery behind the glass listening to people say what’s that? eww gross!

Me too as my mom told me I could get the UD.

Depends if you use tweezers or a vacuum cleaner.

I will most likely remove at least one of my sweaters.

I purchased a new brazier, but one designed for movement called a sport brazier. Although it does not contain the supportive and uplifting underwire in my normal undergarment, to my surprise the brazier cups had a removable cotton pad that added at least one cup size to my already ample bosom. This new sport brazier is a…