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HYYY, just don't eat my face

Door Dash!

Gotta love BEQs.

Sometimes it ain't even the boobs, its the line between the boobs. Am I right?

FWIW These help dramatically with animal hair in laundry. I have 4 cats I know this struggle.

TBF I asked if you were up yet; meaning did you get out of bed yet.

@turnerjwr I did no such thing. Good luck on your journey.

Eh, dont go all overboard on us. We cant take too much of that around here. Are you even a member of the community if you havent had your hand smack a few times? I mean some of have some street cred and all.

When he whispers in my ear, "whiny bishes do dishes". He so funny. Imma queen, make me a sammich!

judgemental gaslighting.

There are still community rules... just be wary. Undie pics can go bad quickly.

Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly with his song, Telling my whole life with his words, Killing me softly with his song.

You volunteer at the animal shelter in your free time. You have a big heart for animals.

Sup

Another love grows cold On a sleepless night

Does mustard work just as well? asking for a thread.

Somewhere in the world are call centers full of people calling on spoofed numbers trying to scam your last dollar. And they are indignant when you ask to be taken off their call list. Go figure.

Nope, didn't occur to me at all. But then you didn't include those details did you? You can vent all you want, don't let me stop you. I hope you have a better day.

RIP Dusty Hill

I'm offended; I'mma report this

Today is my BFFs burfday HAPPY BIRTHDAY @_sw33tp3a_11!!! You make me smile each day.

My husband is in management at a blue chip. He has tats. Admittedly they are not on his hands, face or neck. And contrary to obscure publications, he is well educated (Master's degree), not a tradesmen, is not nor has he ever been promiscuous, a smoker, a risk taker (actually very analytical) and he does not have…

Maybe they just aren't that into you. Why didn't you do this for yourself?

Coworker was fired last week and suddenly his job is now my job on top of my actual job. Just fudge crackers!

Hit me baby, one more time.

Yep, I think I still have a few of the "Revelations: Why you are going to h3ll" from the backwoods southern baptist church.

My grandma said the same thing about pizza, base drums in music and skirts above the ankle.

HY, I think of you often. Like when I get a limp and floppy pickle spear with my sandwich.

The problem is that a man can go topless and show his body down to his hairy pubic line and the outline of his genitals in a pic and it's fine. A woman who has just barely the cleavage showing, the hint of a panty line, or poses in bra and panties and it somehow becomes against standards.

I'd tell these bishes to just calm down for like...the whole day. Ain't none of em loyal.