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you had me at hello

i typically don't go out of my way to send FRs anymore unless they really make me laugh or i know them from the past and miss them. and generally don't care much either if somebody sends me one anymore. same for messages. if they want to be friends and talk they will. its nice enough to be able to make connections with…

hey

https://youtu.be/DF24lyzxFSo

lots of fish in the sea lots of trash in the sea

hey-ey-ey hey-ey-ey, a-what's going on?

difference between a good friend and an acquaintance just depends on the day of the week i reckon

i wanted to deny the validity of this mfp ad i keep getting but i

can always just hit em with ol reliable beforehand "sorry i cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood"

https://youtu.be/XXYlFuWEuKI

just think about it like the word "gin" and it all becomes a lot easier to accept

wine is fine but whiskeys quicker

🙌 people don't think pronunciation be like it is but it do

jeezus loweezus, my bad!

i think i caught a warning once years ago for saying something similar in a much more crude way but im reformed now

good hygiene

whats whatsapp

when in doubt, the best response is silence. because you cant unsay things. the 2nd best response is, of course, "who hurt you"

if she hasn't responded in 3 weeks its time to reach out and take the reigns and ask her if she's mad at you

pain

keeps her mask in the same pocket as her cell phone 🤢

no extra small size :(

if they don't last a minimum of 12 years then i don't want it

make no effort whatsoever to remember their name and just give them a nickname instead because lets be honest a fake name is good enough sometimes anyhow

and never be afraid to tell them that "its kinda hard to message here isn't it haha"

also whatever happened to that guy who used to message all the girls asking if they wanted to kick him in the *kitten* and stuff?

the most important thing is to be respectful